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''Tazia (pumping her fist)'': We need Vanessa because, wouldn't you guess it? These weights were indeed used by Dela Cruz.
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''Vanessa (furious)'': Course those weights had to be hers!!! Only Dela Cruz uses titanium fifty pounders. Tell us Taz, who was the poor sucker that our resident bully Dela Cruz beat in?
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''Tazia (pulling her hair)'': I can also confirm that she attacked the victim not long before he was poisoned. I found the victim's ribs were broken and his nose is still bleeding from the attack.
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Revision as of 04:23, 12 March 2019

At the Toomeswood PD Headquarters
Irene Chetwynd(smiling): Ah, you must be the new recruit <Rank>, Welcome to Toomeswood, Chief Bellacoola is on her way to meet you right now.
Colleen Bellacoola(pleased): Actually Irene, I am here now. Greetings and welcome to Toomeswood, <Rank> <Name>, I am Chief Colleen Bellacoola.
Chief Bellacoola:I assume you are here because you have the senses of the eagle to help you solve a good mystery, though I can assure you that you can make yourself at home here in Toomeswood.
Chief Bellacoola:You should camp in the beautiful lakes in Timber Meadows...
Chief Bellacoola:...enjoy the museums and art galleries in Columbia Heights.
Irene:I love going swimming in Sunshine Cascades...
Jordan Cranbrook: Also I am sometimes taking classes at Mapletree University.
Lucas Langley-Merritt(smiling): We can always go hiking and visiting the wolf conservation centre in Wolfpeak Hills.
Tazia Revelstoke(excited): Oooh just wait til you're partying the night away at Starlight Metropolis.
Chief Bellacoola: Let's not forget the island of my tribe, Bear Island.
Tazia(sweating): Vanessa might get very angry if we don't check out Caribou Mines.
Chief Bellacoola: Our heritage history also lies within the Dusty Plainlands, Toomeswood is home to us all but we've fallen on some serious hardships.
Chief Bellacoola(sad): Our farmlands in Eagle Canyon are especially in trouble.
Irene(mad): The corn fields seem to be dying out for some unknown reason, ww don't know what or who is behind it.
Jonah Westminster(sweating):...Chief...trouble...border...
Jordan(confused): Are you okay, Jonah? You look like you're in some kind of trouble.
Irene(concerned): Are you saying that there's trouble in the Toomeswood-Carville Border Station?
Jonah: Yeah, some anonymous number called and said that there was trouble going on in the border station!
Chief Bellacoola(pointing her finger): Then we have no time to lose, <Rank> you and Jordan need to head down to that station immediately and help the border station staff.

Chapter 1

Investigate Toomeswood-Carville Border Station Jordan: Normally I love going for walks in Eagle Canyon but the state of Eagle Canyon is rather scary with the corn fields dying and all.
Jordan: A dead body outside the border control station makes the situation all the more scarier, that man looks like he's been poisoned.
(Lucas, Tazia and Jonah come running)
Jordan: Thank goodness you guys are here, <Name> and I just found an officer poisoned just outside the station.
Jonah: Wow that is bad, Jordan, we'd better call the chief about this before all hell breaks loose.
Tazia: And I Tazia Revelstoke also known as the Chief Medical Examiner aka Coroner will take the victim to my lab for autopsy after I pick up another salted caramel frappe from Starbucks.
Jordan: Don't forget to pick us up some pastries, Tazia. <Name> Tazia is our coroner who examines the bodies and Lucas is our lab chief.
Lucas: I am the one who looks at all the physical forensic evidence, when I'm not reading about different specimens of wolves.
Jonah: Hey, what about me? Don't forget about the guy who looks at all the digital evidence.
Jordan(blushing): Oops sorry about that Jonah, <Name>, Jonah is our tech expert and like he said, he looks at all the digital evidence.
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Jordan: Hang on, Irene's calling, we'd better report on what happened.
Jordan(picks up phone): Hello? Sorry I'd been meaning to call Chief Bellacools about the dead body we found.
Irene(on the phone): I called because the Chief sensed something dire...you found a dead body? You have a lead right?
Jordan(on the phone): Tazia is about to autopsy the victim but I have his ID card and it says his name is Miguel Esposito.
Irene(on the phone):Esposito? That's serious!!! He must be from the Esposito crime syndicate that operates in Columbia Heights.
Jordan(on the phone):Well he looks like a regular border control officer, I have to go.I think someone's coming.
Jordan(hangs up): We should get to the station and look at-
Peter Carpenter(angrily spraying his holy water at the team): Leave this place, the power of Christ compels you, the power of Christ compels you.
Jordan: Excuse me, we're not going anywhere.
Peter: THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU TO LEAVE THE CANYON OR FACE GOD'S WRATH
Tazia(furious): F*ck you d*ckwad, we're not going anywhere. Can't you f*cking see that I've got a body to autopsy.
Peter(holding a large rock): Woman, you ought to be stoned for your tone.
Chief Bellacoola(pointing an arrow): AND YOU OUGHT TO NOT THREATEN ONE OF MY OFFICERS OR YOU WILL FIND YOURSELF IN A CELL!!!
Peter: For now I must surrender, but the day will come when you face your reckoning.
Chief Bellacoola: You must not leave for <Rank><Name> has questions gor you.
Jordan: That guy sure was nuts but I think <Name> found some torn pieces of paper.
Chief Bellacoola: If you can put the pieces together, we might find a lead.

Examine Torn Pieces
Jordan:Hey, great job putting these pieces together
Chief Bellacoola:Those pieces seem to be some sort of business card but I can't seem to make out what it is.
Jordan: Don't worry chief, we'll get out <Name>'s dusting kit.
Chief Bellacoola: Absolutely splendid <Name>,the eagle was wise to send you here.

Examine Business Card
Chief Bellacoola: <Name>, your skills never cease to amaze me.
Chief Bellacoola: If you don't mind, may I see this card?
Chief Bellacoola: By the winds of the aurora, this business card belongs to a government agent who goes by the name of John McKenzie.
Chief Bellacoola: This card also says that he's the regional Health and Safety inspector.
Chief Bellacoola: The situation of the corn must be more dire than we anticipated if we have a government worker here in Toomeswood, but he must know the victim.
Chief Bellacoola: Let's go ask this McKenzie about the victim and see what he knows.

Ask John McKenzie about his relationship with the victim
John: HALT!!! This border station is closed as it is to undergo inspection!
John: I am currently waiting for Officer Esposito to arrive, so that I can begin the inspection process.
Chief Bellacoola: I am afraid that Officer Esposito will not be arriving, he has been found murdered this morning.
John (furious):WHAT??? YOU CAN'T POSSIBLY BE SERIOUS...ESPOSITO DEAD??? HOW COULD THIS BE POSSIBLE? I UNDERSTAND HE IS THE SON OF MOBSTER FIDEL ESPOSITO, BUT WHO IS RESPONSIBLE?
Chief Bellacoola: We are trying to work that out, Inspector McKenzie. What we want to know is what is your relationship with Esposito?
John: I only answer to the provincial government and the Premier but if you must know, we have been keeping tabs on the Esposito crime family.
Chief Bellacoola: Do you realize that this now makes you a suspect?
John: I realize that you are making a serious accusation against a government worker without any physical evidence, lady. If I were you, I would investigate his inner circle like his father or his ex-wife.
John: His own family looks at him like he were dead weight.
Chief Bellacoola: You seem quick to pin the blame on his family but since you're inspecting the station, I trust you will remain in the canyon. We may be back with questions for you.

Confront Peter Carpenter about his presence at the crime scene
Peter: I see you refused to heed my advice and you remain in the canyon.
Jordan: I'm afraid you can't make us leave, as officers, it is our job to be where we're needed.
Peter: Preposterous, you have no need to be in the canyon.
Jordan: Well, we're here because of not only a situation going on with the district's corn supply but we're also investigating a murder. You on the other hand look like you have something to hide.
Peter: BLASPHEMOUS ACCUSATIONS THAT COME FROM YOUR TONGUE!!! I, A SHEPHERD FOR GOD HAVE NOTHING TO HIDE!!! MY CONSCIENCE IS AS CLEAR AS THE WATERS WITHIN THE CASCADES!!!
Jordan: Then why did you try and attack one of our lab personnel?
Peter: She who speaks with venomous tongue must be stoned!
Jordan: You do realize that by preventing the police from doing their jobs by trying to drive us out of Eagle Canyon only makes you suspicious.
Jordan: Don't you leave the canyon, we may have questions for you later.

(After interrogating Peter)
Jordan: You know, some people say they've seen a man who looks an awful lot like Peter hanging out around the corn fields.
Jordan: I say we ought to investigate the fields and see why Peter is so eager to drive us out of Eagle Canyon, we might even be able to find some leads as to who poisoned Officer Esposito.

Investigate Corn Fields
Jordan (sadly looking at the withering corn): What saddens me about the famine going on in Eagle Canyon is that we always had the sweetest corn to make sweet corn ice cream.
Jordan (sad): I always imagined having an amazing hot guy to run around in the corn fields with.
Jordan: I suppose you're right, moping isn't going to help save the corn or solve the murder.q
Jordan: I see someone left a tupperware container behind, we should collect a sample and there's also a faded picture, I'm sure you'll be able to uncover that in no time.

Examine Tupperware Container
Jordan: <Name>, I'm so impressed that you managed to get that white residue out of that little container
Jordan: We should probably send this sample to Lucas and see what he can make of it.

'Analyze White Residue
Lucas (reading his National Geographic magazine): Awwe, just look at the baby polar bears.
Jane Fernie: You should show some of these to Tazia, it might be therapeutic for her.
Lucas: I probably will.
Jordan (grinning): I totally agree with Jane but first can you tell us what you found about the sample.
Lucas (blushing): Oh right right.
Jordan (smiling): Lucas absolutely loves reading about nature and animals.
Lucas (excited): Especially about wolves, anyways back to the sample.
Lucas: Your killer's tastes intrigues me <Rank><Name>.But I rather stick with a good ol' poutine with all honesty.
Lucas: I found traces of lettuce, ground beef, tomatoes, avocado, cheese, olives, onions and jalapeno ranch all in that little white residue.
Jordan (excited): All of them ingredients for the best taco salad.
Lucas: Which means your killer enjoys some fancy taco salad.
Jordan: Well, our killer will have to trade taco salad for a diet of bread, oatmeal and water once they're caught.

Examine Faded Photograph
Jordan (holding a camera): Oh look, an eagle, I'm just gonna take a picture of it while you uncover that-
Chief Bellacoola: Ahem, there will be plenty of eagles to snap photos of, Jordan , after all the eagle is my spirit animal but for now we must focus on the murder.
Jordan (blushing): Oh sorry, Chief.
Chief Bellacoola (angry): And from the looks of this message, the woman sending this message seems very menacing.
Jordan: What does the message say?
Chief Bellacoola: It says "I'll crush your nads if you don't start acting right", we know the victim comes from a crime family but this faceless woman seems more of the menace than the victim himself
Jordan (smirking): Maybe Jonah can have a look at the photo and tell us who the this menacing woman is.
Chief Bellacoola (grinning): Always you must find a reason to hang with your umm close friend, but Jonah might be able to find some insight on this muscular menace.


Analyze Threatening Message
Jonah (angrily): Oooh, that douchebag fried my Nintendo Switch, it took ten paycheques to get that.
Jordan (sadly): He has definitely caused a lot of trouble, he even ruined my notepad.
Jordan: Thankfully, Chief Bellacoola arrived before the situation got worse.
Jonah: You won't believe who the She-Hulk threatening your victim is!!!
Jonah: It's Vanessa's arch-enemy, Shakira Dela Cruz.
Jordan: Hasn't Vanessa been after her for quite sometime?
Vanessa Moody (furious): WHAT IS DELA CRUZ UP TO NOW?
Jonah: Your old nemesis Shakira Dela Cruz
Jordan: Let's have a word with Dela Cruz, shall we, <Name>?
Vanessa (fist in her hand): I'm coming too for back up! Dela Cruz might chew up Cranbrook and spit him out!


Talk to Shakira Dela Cruz about her message to the victim
Jordan: I gotta admit, I'm a little bit nervous to be interrogating this Dela Cruz chick!
Shakira Dela Cruz (pumping her fist): What business you got round these parts, little girl?
Jordan (sweating): We-we're from the T-T-Toomeswood PD....we...just have some questions for you.
Shakira (grabbing Jordan by the shirt): You don't got no business interrogating me!
Jordan: HELP ME!!!
Vanessa (drawing her gun): PICK ON SOMEONE YOUR OWN SIZE!!!
Shakira (drops Jordan): Like you? Why you even still after me, Moodswings?
Vanessa (furiously pointing her gun): Because you're a scumbag who thinks that just because you're hired muscle, you think you can get away with whatever the hell you want.
Shakira (spitting): Not my fault you too slow and too much a dumb bull in a China shop to catch me.
Vanessa (smirking): Ooh so you admit you're a crook, maybe you decided to off the son of a well known crime lord? Namely the son of Fidel Esposito?
Shakira (pumping her fist): Oh I know damn well not to piss off Fidel Esposito, though I hear his mijo Miguel is an embarrassment to the familia.
Vanessa: Is that why you sent such a scummy threat? You knew he had nobody who cared about him.
Shakira: Oh I was just casually reminding that perdedor not to get too big for his pequeños calzones
Vanessa (enraged): Ha, you're one to talk. By the way, the next time you attack one of officers, I don't care how buff you are, I will come unglued.
Jordan: Yeah, you better stay put.

Autopsy Victim's Body
Jane (concerned): Are you sure you don't want to take the day off, Tazia?
Tazia (frustrated): You're damn right I'm not taking the f*cking day off.
Jane: But I think Lucas should look at the body while you re-
Vanessa (pumping her fist): You heard the lady, Spock!!!! She's not a f*cking baby and I wish people would quit treating our coroner like one.
Jordan: Chill out Vanessa, Jane was just looking out for her.
Vanessa (mockingly): Chill out Vanessa, chill out Vanessa, we're just trying to help our coroner but really we're treating her like a five year old.
Tazia (enraged): ENOUGH BOTH OF YOU, GOD!!!!
Tazia (sadly): Vanessa's right though, I still have a job to do and I'm not just gonna stay in my little cubicle downing cactus juice in my flask like your victim here.
Jordan (curiously): How were you able to figure that out?
Tazia (twirling her hair): It's easy enough, having looked at the green liquid coming out of his mouth, it's obviously cactus juice, Miguel's favourite.
Tazia (pulling her hair): Our poor handsome border control guard died very slowly and probably painfully. From the looks of his stomach, he'd been puking his guts out and then finally, he convulsed holding his throat.
Vanessa (grinning): Oooh crushing on the dead son of a notorious crime lord, are ya?
Tazia (blushing): Heh heh maybe, but I can tell you that his flask is the murder weapon and it was poisoned with enough arsenic to kill him slowly.
Tazia (crossing her arm): Since Miguel was too drunk to even know solid from liquids, I can definitely tell you that your killer obviously knows the chemistry to do this sh*t.
Jordan: Well our killer won't be able to perform any deadly experiments that will escape us.

Later back at the station...
Jordan: First day in Eagle Canyon and not only are we dealing with a murder and a corn famine but we also have a crazy monk trying to drive us out.
Tazia:Not to mention, he tried to kill me for doing my job.
Vanessa: Just wait til I find a big rock and bash his thick sku-
Irene (pointing her finger): VANESSA! YOU WILL DO NO SUCH THING!!!
Irene: We already have enough problems right now and the last thing we need right now is yet another complaint of police brutatlity.
Vanessa: Maybe people shouldn't piss me off then, cause I already have problems with my snakey twin sister and my obviously rich jerk of an ex-husband trying to force me to cough up alimony all the time.
Vanessa: On top of that, that vile bully Dela Cruz is out there possibly hurting some vulnerable soul.
Vanessa: She obviously would have hurt the victim because his family obviously don't give two hoots about him.
Chief Bellacoola: Enough of this Vanessa, this instant. Besides, I would be more looking into Inspector McKenzie's false claims about his family being behind his murder.
Jordan: Are we sure about the victim's family having nothing to do with his murder?
Chief Bellacoola: I had your very close friend look into his family.
Jonah: Yep, none of them are in Toomeswood right now. His parents and twin brother are in Mexico and his ex-wife and daughters are in Arizona.
Chief Bellacoola: Which makes Inspector McKenzie rather suspicious.
Jonah: That's not all that I found, apparently your victim spends alot of time in House of Stags.
Jordan: House of Stags?


Chapter 2


Jordan:We haven't even been in Eagle Canyon for a full day and already we have a murder to solve and not just any murder.
Chief Bellacoola: It is the murder of the son of one of Toomeswood's most infamous crime lords.
Jordan: Not to mention we encountered a deranged monk who not only is trying to drive us out of Eagle Canyon, but also tried to attack one of our lab personnel....
Jordan:...an arrogant Health and Safety inspector who thinks he can tell us who we should suspect...
Jordan and Vanessa's arch nemisis, Shakira Dela Cruz who claims she's casually reminding the victim to "not get too big for his britches".
Jonah: We might be getting one more suspect.
Jordan: Is that so? Well then who?
Jonah: I did some digging for the Chief to see if any of the victim's family might have had something to do with his death.
Jonah: However nobody in his family is in Toomeswood right now, not even his ex-wife.
Jonah: However, I found out that every day since his divorce, he's been frequenting a gay brothel named House of Stags, which is in the outskirts of Eagle Canyon.
Jordan (drooling): House of Stags? I heard about that brothel. I'm going to faint seeing all those hot guys.
Jonah: His most frequented man was Todd Merowitz, from what I hear Todd is quite the flirt.
Jordan (blushing): I'm so nervous, my knees are shaking...come on let's just go see Todd.

Talk to Todd Merowitz about the victim being his client
Jordan (blushing and drooling): Oh wow, <Name>, I think I just died and went to heaven.
Jordan: Does my hair look okay? Oh I should probably freshen my breath.
Jordan (using his breath spray): There much better, now to find that charming sexy Todd.
Todd Merowitz: Is it me you're looking for, handsome?
Jordan (blushing):Are you...are you Todd Merowitz?
Todd (holding a lace fan): The one and only, what can I do to please an officer of the law?
Todd (proceeds to kiss Jordan): Mmmm, have I been bad?
Todd (puts out his hands): Mmmm cuff me and spank me, officer, I've been bad.
Jordan (blushing nervously): Well as much as I would really love to, we're actually here investigating the murder of one of your clients, Miguel Esposito.
Todd (shocked): Miguel? He's dead?
Todd: I knew he had trouble making friends, because of his family but who would wanf to poison him?
Jordan: That's what we're trying to figure out
Todd (rubbing his chin):Oooh, jaw pains.
Jordan: You okay Todd?
Todd (sadly looking down): I'll be fine, just I should probably lay and rest. Feel free to have a look around if you'd like.
Todd (blowing a kiss): Good luck with your investigation
Jordan (blushing): Don't mind if we look around, you just rest and relax.

Investigate Brothel Living Room
(Before Investigating)
Jordan: Todd really is quite the flirt like Jonah said.
Jordan: I hope you don't mind me admiring all the hot guys <Rank>
(After Investigating)
Jordan (drooling): All those guys...I am just melting over here.
Jonah (cheekily): While you melt, Jordan, <Name> found some pretty sweet clues.
Jordan (embarrased):Oh? Let's see what you found.
Jordan: I see you found a huge briefcase, maybe we can have a look inside.
Jordan: And those broken pieces look like they could be a valuable clue as well. Well I'll let you piece them together.

Examine Briefcase
Jordan: Sooo...what did you find in that old briefcase?
Jordan: Oooh that looks like a hefty amount of bank statements.
Jordan: All of these seem to be the victim's finances.
Jordan (flirty): Jonah, would you be a dear and look at the victim's finances?


Analyze Bank Statements
Jonah (playing on his Nintendo Switch): God damn it, now that my switch was fixed I was so close to beating Bowser.
Jordan (giggling): Oh come on, Bowser's not that much of a threat.
Jonah (smirking): Of course, you've got the ever sexy Todd Merowitz to protect you.
Jordan (blushing): Hey hey hey, settle down there.
Jonah: Admit it, you have a crush on the hooker dude.
Jordan: He's cute and all but I just met him
Irene (sternly): I hope you two are talking about what Jonah found on those bank statements and not about Jordan's fantasies pertaining to a certain suspect.
Jonah: Whoah chill out Irene, we are allowed to hang sometimes.
Irene (angrily): Yes, after you help <Rank><Name> solve this murder. We are on borrowed time here, so we would like to know what you found out about the bank statements.
Jonah: Okay, okay, relax. I got it all right here, just let me put down my game.
Jordan: We already know that the victim spent a ton of money on prostitutes.
Jonah: Yeah, and drugs and booze. All while cheaping out on alimony for his ex-wife and daughters.
Jordan: Really?
Jonah: Yup, all of it filed by his accountant, a certain Leon Wilbur.
Jordan: Well we'll have to have a chat with this Leon Wilbur, <Rank> <Name>.

Question Leon Wilbur about managing the victim's finances
Jordan (holding his badge): Excuse me, Mr.Wilbur, this is Jordan Cranbrook, we're from the Toomeswood PD.
Leon Wilbur (sweating): A-Am I in any trouble...please....oh please don't tell me I am...I-I-I-I'm just an honest accountant with a family.
Jordan: We only want to ask you a few questions.
Leon (sobbing): P-p-please don't r-raid me....I'm not a c-criminal....
Jordan: Listen, we're not here to raid you, we just need to talk to you about an investigation regarding Miguel Esposito.
Leon (sweating): Oh no...no...noooo...not again...
Leon (tearful): I...I...wet myself again...
Leon (sobbing): M-Miguel's g-g-gonna breathe d-down my n-n-neck if he found out a cop was coming to raid him...
Jordan (facepalm): No, Mr.Wilbur, he will not be breathing down your neck as he's been found poisoned.
Leon (sweating and absolute pale in the face): ....M-Miguel's...d-dead...?
Jordan: Mr.Wilbur, did you just wet your pants again?
Leon (sweating): Sorry...I...I...can't help it...
Leon (sobbing): I can't believe Miguel's dead...this...this...is a total nightmare...please don't say he's dead...his mother Cecelia will kill me....kill my wife...kill my mother...
Leon (sobbing): W-why did I...I...I  have to be an accountant instead of a...a...a...pharmacist? I...I...aced chemistry classes....gone to science camps...in high school...
Jordan (facepalm): Okay, well we'll leave you to calm down...we may have some questions for you later though.


Examine Broken Pieces
Jordan: Wow you managed to put that together before I can say Happy Canada Day
Jordan: From the looks of it, it's an empty passport and it looks like there's taco salad all over it.
Jordan: I think we'll have our wolf loving friend, Lucas analyze this thing
Jordan (sheepishly): Hopefully he's not too busy watching the hockey game.

Analyze Empty Passport

Lucas (wearing Canucks face paint): Go Canucks, go.
Unnamed TV Announcer: With ten seconds left of the third period, the Canucks managed to score yet another goal.
Lucas (gleeful): Wooo, we're so close to victory, Major, woooo
Major (howling): Arooooo
Unnamed TV Announcer (cheering): ...AND THE VANCOUVER CANUCKS BEAT THE CALGARY FLAMES IN A LANDSLIDE WITH FOUR TO NOTHING! THE CANUCKS HAVE WON THE STANLEY CUP
Lucas (excited): YOU HEAR THAT MAJOR? WE BEAT THE CALGARY FLAMES, WE WON THE STANLEY CUP! ARR ARR AROOO ARR ARR AROOOOO.
Major: Arooooooo
Jordan (smiling): Yay, the Canucks finally have the cup.
Irene (irritated): Ummm you did have a look at that passport, right? And what part of don't bring your dog doesn't seem to compute in your head?
Vanessa (laughing): Especially since he's eating the passport cause our killer stupidly spilled their taco salad on it.
Irene (angrily): VANESSA MOODY, WHAT PART OF THAT DOG EATING LUCAS'S ANALYSIS IS FUNNY TO YOU?
Vanessa (irritated): Don't be such a killjoy, Chetwynd, I've got some bacon and maybe the dog will want that.
Vanesssa (holding out bacon): Oh doggo, bacon.
Lucas (holding the passport): I've got the passport from Major and he managed to help us by licking off all the taco salad and it looks like an American one.
Vanessa (smirking): And if the passport is an  American one and the passport can only belong to our is from the USA.
Jordan (triumphantly): Well our American killer had best be begging Uncle Sam for mercy once they are caught by <Rank><Name>.


One hour later...
Jordan (thinking): So far we know that Miguel Esposito was poisoned by a killer who is an expert in chemistry...
Jordan: They not only also indulge in a good bowl of taco salad...
Jordan: ...but they also come from the United States as well, but I feel like we need more leads <Name>.
Jordan (beaming): Yeah,<Name>, you're a genius. We should investigate the barnyard for more leads.

Investigate Barnyard
Unnamed Banjo Singer (singing): Jimmy crack corn and I don't care
Jordan (distressed covering his ears): Ugh please stop, you're hurting my ears.
Unnamed Banjo Singer (singing): This land is your land, this land is my land from Bona Vista to Vancouver Island.
Jordan (screaming covering his ears): Please stop it, you're hurting my ears like really bad.
Unnamed Banjo Singer: Hmph some people...
Jordan (facepalm): Ugh, <Name>, I thought he'd never leave.
Jordan (smiling): But I see you found some very important leads like that manila envelope.
Jordan (thinking): It looks like someone had tried to file a lawsuit against our victim but the rest of the envelope is faded, I'll go grab your dusting kit.
Jordan: It also looks as though somebody left their duffel bag in this barnyard, shall we rummage through it to see what we can find?

Examine Faded Manila Envelope
Jordan (triumphantly): Oh wow, you managed to uncover that envelope in no time.
Jordan: Mind if I had a look at the envelope to see who filed the lawsuit against our victim, <Name>?
Jordan: It seems that this was filed by a certain John McKenzie.
Jordan (thinking): <Name> Don't we have a suspect who goes by that name?
Jordan (shocked) We do? And he is a regional health and safety inspector?
Jordan: The one that you and the Chief interrogated?
Jordan: This looks like one hell of a serious lawsuit.
Jordan (pumping his fist): We'd better see what Inspector McKenzie has to say about this <Name>!

Confront John McKenzie about the lawsuit filed against the victim

Examine Duffel Bag
Jordan(smiling): I wonder what you found in that little old duffle bag <Name>.
Jordan: Hmmm it looks like a pair of weights.
Jordan (shocked): And they're bloody?
Jordan (pumping his fist): I think I might have a good idea as to whose weights these are but we better have Tazia take a look at them just to be sure.

Analyze Bloody Weights
Tazia (arms crossed): Am I ever glad you came to me about these weights?
Jordan: Well Lucas was dying to watch the hockey game so...
Tazia: Yes I know, that's why we need Vanessa over here.
Vanessa (rubbing her temples): Ugh, what now?
Jordan (curious): Ummm why do we need Vanessa for this? Aren't I supposed to be the one helping <Rank><Name> investigate this case?
Tazia (pumping her fist): We need Vanessa because, wouldn't you guess it? These weights were indeed used by Dela Cruz.
Vanessa (furious): Course those weights had to be hers!!! Only Dela Cruz uses titanium fifty pounders. Tell us Taz, who was the poor sucker that our resident bully Dela Cruz beat in?
Tazia (arms crossed): I had a look at the blood and the blood was A+ and with a little help from Lucas, I can confirm that it was your victim that Dela Cruz attacked with those weights.
Tazia (pulling her hair): I can also confirm that she attacked the victim not long before he was poisoned. I found the victim's ribs were broken and his nose is still bleeding from the attack.
Vanessa (angrily drawing her gun): That beefcake can blab all she wants, we know she beat the victim senseless and one way or another, we're gonna grill her.

Grill Shakira Dela Cruz about attacking the victim

Chapter 3


Investigate Border Gate

Examine Broken Pieces

Examine CCTV Camera

Analyze Video Tape

Talk To Leon Wilbur about the victim grilling him

Examine Torn Paper'

Examine Faded Book Page

Ask Peter Carpenter why the victim disliked him

Examine Cell Phone

Analyze Cell Phone

Confront Todd Merowitz about his wish to poison the victim

Investigate Todd's Boudoir

Examine Spilled Flask

Analyze Green Substance

Examine Cactus

Analyze Needles

Take Care Of The Killer Now

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