Previously on Criminal Case...
Administrative Assistant Smith: <Name>, i've just heard recently that Michael Badwinned, the Retro Smoker, has escaped from prison!
Gordon Christian: Hey old woman, you are just joking right?
Administrative Assistant Smith: No Christian. I'm not joking.
Gordon: Not another murder investigation...<Name>, i am going to blow right now.
Gordon: I know we need to go there, no need to tell me.
Gordon: I hope that burning turkey might not do the "escape then die" technique. For the mean time, <Name>, let's go find him now!
During the manhunt...
Gordon: Gore! What the h*ll are we doing here in this burning house?
Gordon: You must be crazy. Please investigate this cr*ppy house before i burn my temper.
Chapter 1
Investigate Burning House
Gordon: Impossible! Michael is dead! And...and...his right eye. Look at his right eye...it's gone and a hole.
Gordon: Then what's next? A h*ll missing feet? Or a missing organ of his cr*p body?
Gordon: Let me send this serial killer's body to the lab.
Gordon: I can see you're the world's greatest <Rank>. You even managed to find a book with blood on it.
Gordon: I'm affraid with this phone, but hope you crack this-
Peatro Schmittys: ARR!
Gordon: Raise your hands or i'll shoot you like a clock weirdo!
Peatro: Who are ya? Arr...i donna let people entar my home!!!
Gordon: I can tell you that your h*ll burning house is a part of our investigation pirate-like pigeon!
Peatro: And you st*pid want to talk to me? Arr...i guess!
Runs away
Gordon: NO!!! That st*pid has escaped!!! First Michael! Then that pirate now!!! Let's go find that crazy!!!
Examine book
Gordon: I'm sure this blood has nothing to do with this.
Gordon: I'm sure that 69 years-old woman has something to tell us.
Examine victim's phone
Gordon: Good job kid, you unlocked that phone in no time.
Gordon: I hope that mad scientist can tell us more about this killing machine.
Analyze blood
Leonarda Miltonwood: <Name>, that blood you sent me has alot of things that explodes.
Gordon: Did you mean that this blood comes from a bomb?
Leonarda: Hahaha! Just kidding!
Leonarda: By the way, the blood belongs to the victim.
Leonarda: But...i think i found something interesting. Droplets of ketchup was also in the blood.
Leonarda: When i examine it, i founded that the ketchup was made by Ketchup Bonanza. I famous ketchup made to dip fries in it.
Gordon: So are killer eats fries? Potatoes will punish them inside jail.
Analyze victim's phone
Dr. Gigabotocks: Ha! <Name>, you sent me a phone?
Dr. Gigabotocks: Did you know that i more want a robot head?!!!
Gordon: Hey you mad lab person, tell us what did you found in the phone before i could lost my temper!!!
Dr. Gigabotocks: Calm down Christian, or i'll shoot you a laser in your chest.
Dr. Gigabotocks: Pardon me <Name>. The phone of your serial killer has nothing. Only several contacts, photos, and millions of messages.
Dr. Gigabotocks: But i found something interesting, two messages by the killer.
Gordon: How did you figure out that the one who messaged the Retro Smoker is the killer?
Dr. Gigabotocks: Because the messages says "Hope you not kill me too, because i'm faster than you."
Gordon: So what-
Dr. Gigabotocks: And the next message says "You and the people you killed will meet finally. But fire will turn you into a roasted turkey and they will be free."
Gordon: We've heard enough mad scientist. This message is so upside down.
Autopsy victim's body
Dr. Rey: I'm shocked that this killer's eyes was shut down by a sniper.
Gordon: So you're telling us that the murder weapon is a sniper? We'd better watch for it <Name>.
Dr. Rey: But, i'm affraid i've got some bad news.
Gordon: No...not now please?
Dr. Rey: There are no any clues left on the victim's body.
Gordon: Well, looks like our killer is smart enough.
Dr. Rey: But...
Gordon: Yes? What is it mister brains?
Dr. Rey: I found a brand burn on the victim's stomach. And i saw a comet with a knife on it.
Gordon: A comet with a knife on it? Why not call-
Dr. Rey: I already call-
Bubba Devon Saturn: What's your problem Williamson?
Dr. Rey: Can you please tell us more about this comet with a knife?
Bubba Devon: Uh! That piece quality has been famous on 1946 until 2005 after a new design, a sun with a chainsaw, was released.
Gordon: We're not asking you about the history of that sign astronaut, we-
Bubba Devon: I'm not an astronaut hot-headed man!!!
Gordon: Then what if i kick you out of this lab?!!!
Dr. Rey: Will you please shut up too, i didn't want noise in my peaceful lab.
Gordon: Then why don't you tell that on that star.
Dr. Rey: Gordon, stop it and calm down. Bubba, stop insulting him and cut to the chase.
Bubba Devon: Well, i can tell you that