Aw shucks! I done left my car keys down in my truck! Goddamn! How'm I supposed to eat now?
—Donald Might
Donald Might
Full name Donald Golem Might
Gender Male
Status Alive
Birth 1970
Nationality American
Residence East Kensington, Kensington Heights, England
Profession Canteen Worker
Affiliation(s) Kensington Heights Police Department
Appearance(s) Professional Help

Donald Golem Might is a 46 year old canteen worker at the Kensington Heights Police Department. He is seen briefly in Professional Help (Case #9 of Kensington Heights)


Donald is a very fat man, he wears a t-shirt which says 'Arthur Says Chill Out' which is too small for him and covered in grease under a buttermilk apron. He has greying black hair and is revolting to all 5 senses.

Role in Case(s)

Professional Help

Donald is seen frying a burger with no safety equipment whatsoever, during a break, the team go and try something to eat, but with Donald's scrappy food being presented, they turn him down and go out to eat at a restaurant.


Case Appearances


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