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“Don't Hate the Player, Hate the Brain”

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Don't Hate the Player, Hate the Brain
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General information
Season Zombie Homeland
City The Walled City of Seattle
District Hypothalamus Hills
Case # 41
Initial release date 26th July 2020
Partner(s) Nick Moore (All Chapters)
Case chronology
← Preceded by Succeeded by →
Looking for Mr Goodbrain
(in Hypothalamus Hills)
Sunshine of the Caffeinated Mind
Rich wingman gets his comeuppance as he is found murdered, suffocated inside his bedroom! Soften the blow for the killer, who deserves the weight of the law for all they did. It’s up to you, but don’t hate the player, hate the brain.
—Case Teaser

Don't Hate the Player, Hate the Brain is a case featured in Criminal Case as the forty-first case of Zombie Homeland and the first case in the Hippocampus Heights district of The Walled City of Seattle.

Plot

A week after the harrowing chapter that was the serial scratcher and Mr Goodbrain, Chief Babineaux assigned Nick Moore and the player to investigate a murder that had been reported in a local mansion. The detectives headed out to the mansion and entered a bedroom to discover the body of rich kid and wingman Toby Bueller, suffocated and seemingly smothered with a pillow. They then investigated the victim's bedroom and The Dancing Queen, suspecting the victim's previous hookup Faith Costner, lesbian makeup artist Scarlett Kiyoko and kinky dominatrix Regina Summer in the homicide. Soon after, they were informed by Xavier, after he pushed away Nick's advice on his sexual ventures with Christopher, that he had discovered a secret romantic spot that the victim would use for his wingman game.

The detectives then investigated the secret romantic spot Xavier spoke of, and the duo found clues to suspect drag queen Howard Schaffer and brain supplier Topher Briggs in the homicide, as Nick commented on how he could bring his boyfriend to the spot. They then discovered Toby had tried to dominate Regina, which angered her, and that Toby had drunkenly flirted with Scarlett, prompting the makeup artist to get a minor revenge by painting his nails for him. Soon after, the detectives were informed by Vampire Steve that Topher had been taking payments from the victim. They then discovered that Toby was paying the victim as a deal between the two that Topher would give some special brains for Toby's zombie clientele in exchange for the payments. They then found out that Faith and Toby had gotten into a fight that involved flowers and a couple of smoothies, and that Howard had used the victim's wingman services to find a lover. In the end, the detectives found enough evidence to ultimately arrest Howard for the murder.

The detectives then headed to confront Howard about the homicide, where the drag queen denied the accusations against him. When Nick asked Howard about the victim helping him with finding a new lover, the drag queen told them he wouldn't murder just because of that, which prompted Nick to confront him with the evidence. Howard then sighed and confessed to the murder, telling them that he had to find peace in killing Toby. He then admitted that Toby had been a wingman for his son, helping him to find a woman to love, and that night when his son had met up with Toby had ended in tragedy. When Nick asked him how, the drag queen then took off his wig, wringing it in his hands, as he told them that when his son had encountered a cute woman, they had left the bar to talk more. However, unknown attackers had attacked and shot the two of them, leaving Howard to mourn his son. Howard then said that when he got his son's possessions from the police, including his son's phone, he saw the texts between his son and Toby. He then admitted how he called for the victim's wingman services through his own number, and arranged to meet up with Toby. He then admitted that he let Toby do his work, scheming while doing so, before he then followed the wingman back to his mansion. There, Howard then used his charm to let Toby let him in, and he confronted Toby, before smothering him with a pillow, watching Toby's convulsing body become limp. The detectives then arrested Howard for the murder, and Judge Pryce then sentenced Howard to a twenty five year sentence in prison for the murder. After the arrest, Nick and the player were informed by zombie soldier Jill Quincy that she had found a new lead.

The detectives then questioned Jill about her new lead, and the zombie soldier told them that she had found rumors that Toby had been possessing drugs. The detectives then decided to head back to the victim's mansion, where they investigated the victim's bedroom, discovering a secret safe. The player then unlocked the safe, revealing a stack of folders, which they then sent to Vampire Steve for analysis. The tech expert then revealed that Toby had indeed gotten his hands on a batch of Utopium, and that the folder mentioned notes of stealing it from the deceased Ted Everglade. While there was no notes on the whereabouts of the drugs, the detectives then questioned Faith, who told them that she overheard him in the club talking about a massive gain. The detectives then searched the club, where they then found an official letter that mentioned the Utopium being sold to the CDC for a large sum. The player and Nick then informed Commander Buckley of their discoveries, and the commander then sighed and told them that he was thankful for their help. Major then told them that he would look more into the CDC's affairs with Utopium.

Meanwhile, Livia and the player decided to talk to Howard to investigate the incident that had befallen his son. Howard then told them that he did not know much about what happened, but he suggested to check their morgue records, prompting the player and Livia to question Ravi about the murders. Ravi then checked his files before he then gave them the full report, telling them that the son was a human and his date was a newly turned zombie, unregistered in the database. The detectives then checked the serial scratcher's victims only to find that the girl was not in the roster, prompting them to investigate where the murders happened, the secret romantic spot that Toby used. They then found a bullet casing in a tree stump there, which came from an unregistered handgun, meaning insurgents could be behind the murders. They then informed Howard of their discoveries, the drag queen then thanking them for investigating further into his son's murder.

The detectives then recapped their discoveries with the Chief, who told them that they had to look more into the mysterious scratches, unrelated to the serial scratcher.

Summary

Victim

  • Toby Bueller (found dead, suffocated in his bedroom)

Murder Weapon

  • Pillow

Killer

  • Howard Schaffer

Suspects

Faith Costner
Victim's Hookup
Height 5'6"
Age 20
Weight 125 lbs
Eyes blue
Blood A+

Profile

  • The suspect chews spearmint gum
  • The suspect drinks French Kiss cocktails
  • The suspect eats macarons

Appearance

  • The suspect wears a lace pattern
Scarlett Kiyoko
Makeup Artist
Height 6'6"
Age 19
Weight 187 lbs
Eyes brown
Blood O+

Profile

  • The suspect chews spearmint gum
  • The suspect drinks French Kiss cocktails
  • The suspect eats macarons

Appearance

  • The suspect wears a lace pattern
Regina Summer
Dominatrix
Height 5'2"
Age 32
Weight 130 lbs
Eyes brown
Blood A-

Profile

  • The suspect chews spearmint gum
  • The suspect drinks French Kiss cocktails
  • The suspect eats macarons
Howard Schaffer
Drag Queen
Height 6'1"
Age 62
Weight 160 lbs
Eyes black
Blood A+

Profile

  • The suspect chews spearmint gum
  • The suspect drinks French Kiss cocktails
  • The suspect eats macarons

Appearance

  • The suspect wears a lace pattern
Topher Briggs
Brain Supplier
Height 6'3"
Age 33
Weight 180 lbs
Eyes brown
Blood A-

Profile

  • The suspect chews spearmint gum
  • The suspect drinks French Kiss cocktails
  • The suspect eats macarons

Quasi-Suspect(s)

Jill Quincy
Zombie Soldier
Height 5'8"
Age 25
Weight 165 lbs
Eyes brown
Blood A-
Major Buckley
Commander of Fillmore Graves
Height 6'2"
Age 29
Weight 155 lbs
Eyes blue
Blood A-
Ravi Chaudhuri
Chief Medical Examiner
Height 6'4"
Age 42
Weight 185 lbs
Eyes brown
Blood A+

Killer's Profile

  • The killer chews spearmint gum.
  • The killer drinks French Kiss cocktails.
  • The killer eats macarons.
  • The killer wears a lace pattern.
  • The killer is aged over thirty years old.

Crime Scenes

Victim's Bedroom Disheveled Bed Victim's Bedroom Bonus
The Dancing Queen Club Bar Counter The Dancing Queen Bonus
Secret Romantic Spot Romantic Riverside Secret Romantic Spot Bonus

Steps

Chapter 1

  • Investigate Victim's Bedroom. (Clues: Victim's Body, Pillow, Pile of Blankets)
  • Examine Pile of Blankets. (Result: Necklace; New Suspect: Faith Costner)
  • Question Faith about the murder. (New Crime Scene: The Dancing Queen)
  • Investigate The Dancing Queen. (Clues: Locked Handbag, Torn Pieces)
  • Examine Locked Handbag. (Result: Makeup Palette; New Suspect: Scarlett Kiyoko)
  • Ask Scarlett if she has met the victim.
  • Examine Torn Pieces. (Result: Faded Business Card)
  • Examine Faded Business Card. (Result: Business Card Restored; New Suspect: Regina Summer)
  • Interrogate Regina about giving her card to the victim.
  • Examine Pillow. (Result: Bloodstained Saliva)
  • Analyze Bloodstained Saliva. (03:00:00; Attribute: The killer drinks French Kiss cocktails)
  • Autopsy Victim's Body. (18:00:00; Attribute: The killer chews spearmint gum)
  • Go to Chapter 2. (No stars)

Chapter 2

  • Investigate Secret Romantic Spot. (Clues: Torn Paper, Locked Briefcase, Victim's Tie)
  • Examine Torn Paper. (Result: Show Poster; New Suspect: Howard Schaffer)
  • Speak to Howard about the homicide. (Attribute: Howard drinks French Kiss cocktails and chews spearmint gum)
  • Examine Locked Briefcase. (Result: Topher's Tablet; New Suspect: Topher Briggs)
  • Interrogate Topher about if he knew the victim. (Attribute: Topher chews spearmint gum)
  • Examine Victim's Tie. (Result: Crumbs Collected)
  • Analyze Crumbs. (09:00:00; Attribute: The killer eats macarons; New Crime Scene: Club Bar Counter)
  • Investigate Club Bar Counter. (Clues: Toby's Flask, Faded Napkin)
  • Examine Toby's Flask. (Result: Pink Flakes)
  • Examine Pink Flakes. (Result: Nail Polish)
  • Speak to Scarlett about the victim's flask. (Attribute: Scarlett drinks French Kiss cocktails, chews spearmint gum and eats macarons)
  • Examine Faded Napkin. (Result: Angry Note)
  • Analyze Angry Note. (09:00:00)
  • Ask Regina about the angry note. (Attribute: Regina drinks French Kiss cocktails, chews spearmint gum and eats macarons)
  • Go to Chapter 3. (No stars)

Chapter 3

  • Confront Topher about the payments. (Attribute: Topher drinks French Kiss cocktails and eats macarons; New Crime Scene: Disheveled Bed)
  • Investigate Disheveled Bed. (Clues: Victim's Phone, Victim's Shirt)
  • Examine Victim's Shirt. (Result: Green Substance)
  • Examine Green Substance. (Result: Green Smoothie)
  • Ask Faith about the victim's stained shirt. (Attribute: Faith chews spearmint gum, drinks French Kiss cocktails and eats macarons)
  • Examine Victim's Phone. (Result: Phone Unlocked)
  • Analyze Victim's Phone. (09:00:00)
  • Speak to Howard about enlisting the victim's help. (Attribute: Howard eats macarons)
  • Investigate Romantic Riverside. (Clues: Trash Can, Torn Fabric)
  • Examine Trash Can. (Result: Gum Package)
  • Analyze Gum Package. (09:00:00; Attribute: The killer wears a lace pattern)
  • Examine Torn Fabric. (Result: Pillow Cover)
  • Analyze Pillow Cover. (15:00:00; Attribute: The killer is aged over thirty years old)
  • Take care of the killer now!
  • Go to In Sickness and in Health (1/5). (No stars)

In Sickness and in Health (1/5)

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  • Speak to Jill about her lead.
  • Investigate Victim's Bedroom. (Clue: Secret Safe)
  • Examine Secret Safe. (Result: Stack of Folders)
  • Analyze Stack of Folders. (09:00:00)
  • Speak to Faith if she's heard anything about the Utopium. (Reward: Kissed Face)
  • Investigate The Dancing Queen. (Clue: Toby's Wallet)
  • Examine Toby's Wallet. (Result: Official Letter)
  • Inform the Commander of the Utopium being sold to the CDC. (Reward: 20,000 Coins)
  • Question Howard about the death of his son.
  • Ask Ravi for the autopsy report.
  • Investigate Secret Romantic Spot. (Clue: Tree Stump)
  • Examine Tree Stump. (Result: Bullet Casing)
  • Analyze Bullet Casing. (06:00:00)
  • Inform Howard Schaffer of the circumstances surrounding his son's death. (Reward: Burger)
  • Go on to the next case! (No stars)

Trivia

  • The case name is most likely a reference to the saying "don't hate the player, hate the game", meaning that if someone is good at something, don't hate them for it, but hate the thing or the system that allows them to be what they're good at.

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