Cut me off your Life/Transcript

Previously..... In the present, at Hyrum’s mansion...... At the basement....... At the outside..... Later.....
 * Diego: My phone is ringing, I wonder who this is..... Oh! It’s Vicky!
 * Diego (on the phone): Vicky.... how can we help you-
 * Vicky: There is a dead body at my father’s mansion!!
 * Vicky: Oh! I’m glad you came here as fast as possible!!
 * Diego: Where’s the dead body, Vicky!!!
 * Vicky: F-follow me.....
 * Vicky: There it is!
 * Investigate basement
 * Diego: Holy shit! The poor lady! She had her legs decapitated...
 * Vicky: I wouldn’t sympathize with the lady, if I were you.....
 * Diego: What do you mean?!
 * Diego: We’ll send the body to Hasuro! And you, Vicky! We’re having a chat with you!
 * Ask Vicky, who the victim was (1 star)
 * Diego: Ok now! Be frank with us.....
 * Diego: What do you mean by saying, that the victim deserved what she got?
 * Vicky: Do you promote homophobia?
 * Diego: Of course not!
 * Vicky: Are you okay with parents putting their children in gay conversion facilities?
 * Diego: Fuck n-....
 * Diego: Does that have something to do with Chels-
 * Vicky: Yes, that’s her mother!
 * Diego: I see why you’re unsympathetic toward her.......
 * Diego: How did she end up here?!
 * Vicky: Chelsea’s family would often come to the mansion, to try and convince her to come with them....
 * Vicky: Of course, her answer is always no......
 * Vicky: But these cunts would give up, they’d come to the guest room everyday, to speak to Chelsea! Even those tie knotting classes, my father started giving me and Chelsea are easier than dealing with THEM!!
 * Diego: Thank you for that information, Vicky... We’ll go and speak with Chelsea, and if you don’t mind, we’d like to search the guest room...
 * Talk to Chelsea (1 star)
 * Chelsea (delighted): Is it true mommy’s been murdered!!!
 * Diego: Yes, we found her dead in the basemen-
 * Chelsea: This is, like, the best news ever! Now all what I have to do, is wait for daddy’s time to come!
 * Diego: Woah.... Chelsea! We know what your family did to you was awful....
 * Diego: But they are still family, don’t you have any good memories of them?
 * Chelsea: I like the days, when we go to the dinner table together, and the whole lot of us eat cinnamon rolls.....
 * Chelsea: But that isn’t important! Vicky and I do this too! Although.... I’d rather we get each other our own rolls, rather than sharing one, but Vicky’s afraid of getting fat....
 * Investigate guest room
 * Diego: That axe is obviously the murder weapon! Lets give it to Bruno!
 * Diego: That letter is sent to Hyrum Lopez, from Sarah Cardwell....
 * Diego: It’s Spanish! I could read that!
 * Diego: Sarah is inviting Hyrum to come to her estate... weird aren’t they competitors.....
 * Diego: But now! We know where Hyrum is! Lets speak to him!
 * Inform Hyrum of a dead body in his mansion (1 star)
 * Hyrum (sneezing): ..........
 * Sarah: Hyrum, are you sure you are okay.....
 * Hyrum: Ya! It ain’t nothin’ but a cold! Me daughter and I got it, from her ginger haired friend.....
 * Diego: Ms Cardwell, we apologize for interrupting your meeting. However, we have to speak to Mr Lopez about something important.....
 * Sarah: It’s okay, it isn’t about politics, we were just having a-
 * Hyrum: Hush...... they’d tell her!
 * Diego: What exactly were you two doing in the-
 * Hyrum: It ain’t of your concern... Now tell me, what brought ya heer?
 * Diego: Well.... Vicky called us into your mansion.....
 * Diego: There..... we found the dead body of Vanellope Bloom....
 * Hyrum: So that girl’s mama, is rottin’ in her grave!
 * Diego: Ye-
 * Hyrum (angry): Serves her right! If there’s one thing I ain’t can tolerate, it’s mistreatin’ your babies! She’s a disgrace to all mothers, even Dana’s a better one than her!!
 * Send axe to Bruno
 * Bruno: Seeing the victim’s thighs, I can tell you that axe is obviously the murder weapon!!!
 * Bruno: I have also placed it under the microscope, and I saw germs!
 * Bruno: I collected some of them, you may want to identify them.....
 * Identify germs (1 star; Killer attribute: Killer has cold)
 * Diego: The germs Bruno collected, are the ones that give humans cold....
 * Diego: Considering it was on the stem of the axe, it can only come from one person!
 * Diego: The killer! Lets put it into their profile!
 * Autopsy victim’s body (Killer attribute: Killer ties knots; Killer eats cinnamon rolls)
 * Hasuro (cheering): ANOTHER UGLY VICTIM! ANOTHER UGLY VICTIM! ANOTHER UGLY VICTIM!
 * Diego: Hasuro, that’s ru-
 * Diego: Now that I think of it, go ahead!
 * Hasuro: I could go all day! But eventually, we have to catch the killer!
 * Hasuro: First of all, Seeing the victim’s wrists, she was obviously tied up really well!
 * Hasuro: Which means the killer practices tying knots!
 * Hasuro: What I also found is crumbs!
 * Hasuro: After analyzing it! It turned out to be cinnamon rolls!
 * Diego: So the killer ties knots, and eats cinnamon rolls! Got it!
 * Diego: Shit! I just noticed.... Both Vicky and Chelsea shared all three attributes.......
 * Diego: Hopefully the same doesn’t happen to Hyrum as well.... Although he isn’t as great as either the other two, he’s starting to grow on me....
 * Diego: I just hope the victim’s family, doesn’t hear of thi-
 * Clive: OFFICERS! I DEMAND AN EXPLANATION ON MY WIFE’S MURDER!