With a Light Heart/Transcript

Chapter 3
Arrest the killer...

Amber Herrera: Joe Turner, you are under arrest for the murder of Zhu Ming.

Joe (shocked): Me ? A murderer ? You must be kidding  .

Amber: I'm pretty sure  isn't. We found out that whoever struck Zhu over the head was right-handed.

Joe: Yeah, me and half of the world are right handed...

Amber: What about this recording ? It caught you and Zhu fighting in Chinesse.

Joe: I'm interested in Chinesse culture  , I don't see anything wrong with it.

Amber: But it's wrong to bash someone over the head with a glass lamp. Your B- blood was all over it after you cut yourself.

Joe (nervous): I...umm

Joe: Fine, I did it, I killed Zhu.

Joe (angry): But you have to understand me. She was going to get me fired only because I'm fat.

Amber (shocked): Zhu was planning to do such a thing ?

Joe (mad): Yes, that woman was horrible.

Joe: You see  , I only signed up for this job because my parents thought that I'm a dissapointment for the family.

Joe: First few weeks of the job were amazing, I made so much new friends.

Joe (angry): But then, group of customers were making fun of me being overweight. Zhu then overheard that and thought that I'm ruining the reputation of her store.

Joe: I couldn't let her fire me. I had to prove my family that I'm not the lazy fat loser that is playing video games for the rest of his life.

Joe: I waited until she was alone and struck her over the head with that lamp as hard as I could. That woman deserved to die.

Amber: That is surely a horrible experience Mr Turner, but murder was not the best choice either. You are under arrest.

At the courtroom...

Judge Pierre: Joe Turner, you stand accussed for the murder of your boss, Zhu Ming, how do you plead ?

Joe: Guilty your honor, but I couldn't stand that horrible woman anymore.

Judge: As I see, Ms Ming was planning to get you fired because of your weight.

Joe: Correct your honor. I couldn't believe that she was going to do such a thing.

Judge (sad): Mr Turner, I had problems with weight too, but I didn't murdered all people that were mocking me.

Joe: But you don't understand, my parents were going to think that I'm a lazy dirtbag again.

Judge: I see. Well Mr Turner, for the murder of Zhu Ming, this court sentences you to 15 years in prison. Court dismissed.