User blog:Tweedle the Bird/Breaking the Fourth Wall - Full Case Transcript

This is my first actual case

Chapter 1
Chief Barbera: Thanks goodness you're here, (Name)!

Chief Barbera: Sources tell me that a Christian Lane needs our help!

Chief Barbera: Take Ivy with you and go to the town square!

Investigate Town Square.

Ivy: *shocked* My goodness, there's a dead man here!

Ivy: His name tag says Christian Lane. Wait, he's the man the Chief told us needs our help!

Ivy: You also found a note? It's faded, darn it!

Ivy: Send the body to our coroner Arnold, he is a pro in examining corpses.

Autopsy Victim's Body

Arnold: Hi (Name), hi Ivy! Well, this guy was suffocated by something.

Ivy: With what?

Arnold: Most likely a computer mouse. Also, the killer first hit the victim in the head.

Arnold: The killer also likely spat in the victim's face, because I found saliva. This saliva was mixed together with a combination of cherries, passion fruit and peaches, all made into one liquid!

Arnold: These three fruits are important ingredients of a cocktail invented back in 1873, London! It's called a "British Yellow".

Ivy: The victim drinks British Yellows? They will have to get used to tap water in prison!

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