A Whale of Time/Transcript

Chapter 3
Arrest the killer...

Amber Herrera: Gail Harding, you are under arrest for your fiancée's murder!

Gail Harding (facepalming): Oh please, I've already had enough of Janis's scandals, and now I have to deal with false accusations.

Amber: They aren't false, we found stains from your chili on Janis's necklace.

Gail: Madison has the BEST chili in entire world, every single soul here tried it.

Amber: What about silk fibers from your scarf? They were stuck on Janis's fake nails.

Gail: Erhm...

Amber: Or your zodiac sign? You left your bloody Scorpio pendant in trash can.

Gail: I guess there's no point in lying anymore...yes I killed her, but it all got out of hand.

Amber: What do you mean? Did Janis's scandals caused you to snap?

Gail: There's a lot...I'll try to explain everything...

Gail (sad): You see, few days ago, I told Janis that I'm sick of her scandals. I didn't wanted to be with a toxic person who causes drama everywhere.

Gail: Umm...to my suprise, Janis told me that she will stop everything for me. I was relieved, I was not expecting that to be honest.

Gail: Earlier today, at the rooftop, Janis told me that we will move to Mexico and start a completely new and peaceful life. I was happy, I mean...finally a normal life.

Gail (angry): But of course, I should have known, she wanted something in return. She wanted me to help her with burning down the American flag in front of Venusville Grand Hall.

Amber: What the hell? But she as the Mexican ambassador, not an arsonist or-

Gail: She was a dick, not an ambassador. She only wanted attention. When I refused, we started fighting.

Gail (sad): And I slashed her throat open...It was intentional I swear...

Amber: I'm sorry Gail, but we have no other choice than to place you under arrest.

At the courtroom...

Judge Pierre: Gail Harding, you stand accussed for the murder of your fiancée and Mexican ambassador Janis Martinez. How do you plead?

Gail: Guilty, I didn't wanted to murder her, but I was sick of her bullshit! She wasn't an ambassador, she was just a troublesome attention cow! She wasn't here to make peace, she was just here to cause scandals!

Judge: Yeah, I've heard of her...

Judge: Even though Martinez wasn't the best person to be around with, you should have known better Gail. Even though the murder wasn't intentional, I hereby sentence you to 5 years in prison. Court dismissed!