Life is Short/Dialogues

At the mall.......
 * Jones: ! Diego!
 * Diego: What happened did that killer file a restraining order against.....
 * Jones: Ha! Ha! Very “funny”, but no!
 * Jones: I got a report, that thief you’re catching, made a virus to all the ATM’s belonging to the bank in the Palm Tree Mall!
 * Jones: And now they’re spitting money all over the place!
 * Diego: Good....Anyway,, let’s get here before anyone managed to steal the cash..
 * Shoppers: EVERYONE! This is our chance to get rich! Get as much money ad you can, before the cops get their way in-
 * Diego (shooting a gun upwards): GET THAT MONEY OFF YOUR HANDS THAT INSTANT!!!!
 * Shoppers: AHHH!!!!! The cops are here! Run!!!!!
 * Diego: We managed to get rid of them, but we have to start investigating.....

Chapter 1
Later........
 * Investigate mall.
 * Diego: That girl over the fountain! She’s dead! Her throat have been slashed open!
 * Diego: Wait! I recognize that girl! That’s Kelemen’s ex, Lucille Limonade, remember Kelemen, he’s that fuck-boy who tried to get under Mia’s pants!!!!
 * Diego: We have to interrogate him about that....maybe he killed her because of the breakup....
 * Diego: You found a handbag in the crime scene...It seems too flashy for the victim to afford, let’s recover the name on that bag!
 * Inform Kelemen about Lucille’s death (1 star)
 * Kelemen: .....I haven’t seen you for ages since you left Fairview.......
 * Diego: It was only two weeks......
 * Diego: Also you look a bit exhausted.....what happened.......
 * Kelemen: I-I......when Hamad died I was happy because Karma finally punished him for his actions....but later on....it j-just brought back painful memories in the past.....
 * Diego: I’m assuming I was right when I said you probs had personal beef with Hamad.......
 * Diego: But unfortunately we’re not here to greet you, we came to inform you that Lucille....
 * Kelemen: Lucille what! The only time you ever brought a person into a conversation is when they’re-
 * Kelemen: No! No! No! No! Please tell me its not what I think it is!
 * Kelemen (crying): This can’t be happening just when we finally decided to see each other again...this happens!!
 * Diego: So you were both dating at the time of her death....I-I’m sorry to hear about that....But we don’t have time to comfort you eventually, we’ll have to start catching the killer...
 * Decipher name on handbag (1 star)
 * Diego: The name on the bag is ‘V. Lopez’.
 * Diego: That’s Victoria’s initials! That bag must be hers!
 * Diego: Let’s give her back her bag, and ask her what it was doing here....
 * Give Victoria her bag back (1 star; Pre-request: Decipher name on handbag).
 * Victoria: Thank you for giving me back my bag....But I doubt you’re here for only that....
 * Diego: Yes....we actually are talking to you, since we found your handbag in the place where Lucille got murdered...
 * Victoria: Lucille?! Isn’t that the name of the girl who assisted Kelemen Kiss in his student council president campaign, the pervert who groped me......
 * Diego: He groped you.....Ugh.....I hope he didn’t do the same to Mia, or I will fucki-
 * Victoria: Don’t worry I remember he was drunk when he did that.......Ugh...I still remember that moment, the smell of toffee that came from him...
 * Victoria: I mean I like eating toffee....but still....
 * Victoria: Anyway back to Lucille, I remember seeing her leaving the Chantelle store in the mall earlier....
 * Diego: Ok, we’re done with the interrogation, we’ll leave you right now, Thank you for your assistance....Lets go !
 * Investigate Chantelle store (Pre-request: Give Victoria her back back).
 * Diego: ! That torn photo could lead us to something!
 * Diego: That paper its bloody! There is a dagger instead it!
 * Diego: Lets send it to Bruno ASAP!
 * Send Dagger to Bruno (Killer Attribute: Killer read ‘The Death of Rosie Woolf’)
 * Bruno (reading a book): ...........
 * Diego: Bruno! What are you doing! We sent you a weapon to analyze!
 * Bruno: Oh come on! I already analyzed the weapon it definitely is the murder weapon, but there were no samples on it....
 * Diego: Great.......
 * Bruno: But what the killer used to clean it is a clue!!
 * Bruno: The book I was reading, was the same book which the killer took a page from and used to cover the weapon....
 * Bruno: It’s called ‘The Death of Rosie Woolf’, one of Wilfred Turnscrew’s best-sellers!
 * Diego: And the fact that the killer took a page from it means, that they probably read it! Lets add this to the profile!
 * Fix torn photo (1 star)
 * Diego: That photo shows the victim speaking to....
 * Diego: Deputy Mayor Warren!
 * Diego: ....You realize what making a politician a suspect would lead to.....what if he cuts our heads off!!!
 * Diego: I suppose we have no choice but to add him to our suspect list.....
 * Talk to Joe Warren (1 star)
 * Joe: Good Afternoon officers, did you find anything about the robbers....
 * Diego: Not yet.....but we are here to investigate a murder, and I’m afraid to say that you are a s-sus-
 * Joe: A suspect.
 * Diego: Pleas don’t cut our heads off!
 * Joe: You do realize I have to right to do so for a stupid reason....besides you’re just doing your job, and I understand.....
 * Diego: Phew! Anyway, do you Lucille Limonade, we saw a picture, where you were talking to her, she’s a girl with red hair, and blue eyes, and is incredibly short.....
 * Joe: I talked to a girl with all that in the Chantelle store.....she’s dead?! That’s a shame, seemed pretty sweet.....
 * Diego: We’ll go for now, but please stay close.
 * Diego: How much toffee did he eat...It is all what I smell, every time he opens his mouth...
 * Autopsy victim’s body (Killer Attribute: Killer is left-handed).
 * Hasuro: Titties.............
 * Diego: Erm....Hasuro, aren’t you gay?!
 * Hasuro: I am BI!!! I am attracted to both titties and willies, I just prefer something on my mouth, rather than something I can only touch...
 * Hasuro: About your victim, the killer didn’t leave any traces, but DON’T WORRY! I was able to find a clue!
 * Diego: Which is.........
 * Hasuro: The way that the killer cut off the victim’s throat, was able to determine his dominant hand! Your killer’s a leftie, just like my adorable little Joe....
 * Diego: That’s a great start! There’s not many of these in our planet! Catching the killer will be pretty easy!
 * Diego: You remember in the autopsy when I said catching the killer will be easy....well....I may be wrong, turns out all our suspects use their left-hand.....
 * Diego: Hasuro confirmed that about Joe, and both Victoria and Kelemen have their GritFits on their right-hand, proving their left-handed....
 * Diego: I still can’t believe that we have a Deputy Mayor as a suspect!
 * Hasuro: THE DEPUTY MAYOR IS A WHAT!!!