Retro Smoker on Run/Dialogues

Previously on Criminal Case...

Administrative Assistant Smith: , i've just heard recently that Michael Badwinned, the Retro Smoker, has escaped from prison!

Gordon Christian: Hey old woman, you are just joking right?

Administrative Assistant Smith: No Christian. I'm not joking.

Gordon: Not another murder investigation..., i am going to blow right now.

Gordon: I know we need to go there, no need to tell me.

Gordon: I hope that burning turkey might not do the "escape then die" technique. For the mean time, , let's go find him now!

During the manhunt...

Gordon: Gore! What the h*ll are we doing here in this burning house?

Gordon: You must be crazy. Please investigate this cr*ppy house before i burn my temper.

Chapter 1
Investigate Burning House

Gordon: Impossible! Michael is dead! And...and...his right eye. Look at his right eye...it's gone and a hole.

Gordon: Then what's next? A h*ll missing feet? Or a missing organ of his cr*p body?

Gordon: Let me send this serial killer's body to the lab.

Gordon: I can see you're the world's greatest . You even managed to find a book with blood on it.

Gordon: I'm affraid with this phone, but hope you crack this-

Peatro Schmittys: ARR!

Gordon: Raise your hands or i'll shoot you like a clock weirdo!

Peatro: Who are ya? Arr...i donna let people entar my home!!!

Gordon: I can tell you that your h*ll burning house is a part of our investigation pirate-like pigeon!

Peatro: And you st*pid want to talk to me? Arr...i guess!


 * Runs away*

Gordon: NO!!! That st*pid has escaped!!! First Michael! Then that pirate now!!! Let's go find that crazy!!!

Autopsy victim's body

Dr. Rey: I'm shocked that this killer's eyes was shut down by a sniper.

Gordon: So you're telling us that the murder weapon is a sniper? We'd better watch for it .

Dr. Rey: But, i'm affraid i've got some bad news.

Gordon: No...not now please?

Dr. Rey: There are no any clues left on the victim's body.

Gordon: Well, looks like our killer is smart enough.

Dr. Rey: But...

Gordon: Yes? What is it mister brains?

Dr. Rey: I found a brand burn on the victim's stomach. And i saw a comet with a knife on it.

Gordon: A comet with a knife on it? Why not call-

Dr. Rey: I already call-

Bubba Devon Saturn: What's your problem Williamson?

Dr. Rey: Can you please tell us more about this comet with a knife?

Bubba Devon: Uh! That piece quality has been famous on 1946 until 2005 after a new design, a sun with a chainsaw, was released.

Gordon: