User blog:Johndoe-m9/A Good Ol' Trip to (Badass Battle Between) Disney World or Six Flags, The Intense Debate

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ZAsDL7f3veM

(A parody of the Justice League animated TV show, the originally Conspiracy Crusaders (Rook, Jones, Gloria, Cathy, Alex, Grace, Ramirez, Gabriel, Martine, Amir, Jasper, Rupert, and Rita (now known as Ritz)) are seen walking silhouetted in the sunrise. As the sun rises, the team gets closer before everything goes to white, showing a metal logo)

Criminal Case: Conspiracy Crusaders (クリミナルケース: コンスピラシークルセイダーズ)

(During the introductions of characters, they are shown with their signature colors. Gabriel is seen shooting an arrow round while leaves and roots appear. Martine is seen blocking multiple bullets with her sword, which turn out to be from Rupert and Rita, the former firing his rifle on top of his bubbles while the latter is firing with her suit. Grace is seen emitting yellow lightning and energy from her hands, which turns the screen to yellow before showing Amir shooting out a solar beam from his gem and Jasper firing a volley of rubies from his hands. King Platinum breaks through a black wall with a barrage of punches, revealing Jones, who jumps and begins to pummel the screen with King Platinum before breaking it, showing its fist. Ramirez swings around in a spiral before Cathy arrives, with the camera zooming in to her pink eye, showing an armored Gloria running while leaving behind a purple trail before moving away from the camera. In the sky, Alex is seen flying with Droney before a scene of Rook is shown, with the camera zooming out to show his friends and allies)

(In reality, the parody is actually shown by a phone that Rook and company are seeing, which is held by Blank inside a airport)

Rita: To be honest, it would very badass for me to join the fray by converting myself into what I am!

Blank: So, from a scale of 1 to 10, how do you guys like it?

(The team express their opinions, either impressed of the intro, indifferent of it, or disappointed that some of them are not in the intro)

Blank: Eh, I know it's not really the best, but good quality for a 2000's show. Besides, I can make another one including the five of us! Promotional value's what we need, right?

Cathy: Exactly, but like Rook said, we really need to slow down on that amount of progress. You don’t want an entire paparazzi and villains to know our lives!

Gabriel: Which is second reason why I’m going on a Roman holiday with mia amante, Sofia. She simply said that I will meet her father in Rome.

Amir: For starters, Gabe, Ramirez and I already know what a Roman holiday is. “An occasion on which enjoyment or profit is derived from others’ suffering or discomfort.”

Ritz: Loosen up, Amir. Sometimes, pain can be an extreme good thing for those who think of it! Like Rambo, Terminator, Predator, Escape from America, and Die Hard all mixed up together! Now because I’m a clone, I don’t even have to worry of death! (cocks her gun)

(Ritz commits suicide by shooting herself in the head, shocking the others. However, it turns out to be Rita’s imagination, who briefly stops Ritz before she can shoot. Rita shakes her head in disapproval, prompting the clone to sheepishly smile and put away her gun)

Gabriel: Well, (looks at his watch) I gotta go now. Arrivederci!

(Gabriel waves goodbye to the team while going to his designated flight with Sofia, who kisses him. The team then leaves)

At the studio near the main precinct...

(Jones is seen putting his Stand’s fist down on the table as a gavel, where the team is seen having a meeting inside a large room with couches, sofas, vending machines, a tv screen and a circular table)

Jones: Alright, this is our first official Crusader Meeting. Well, without Gabriel, anyone like to express their thoughts or further news?

(Nathan raises his hand)

Jones: Yes, Nathan?

Nathan: (stands up) Well, after that recent incident involving the guys from San Viento, a lot of pets that have been orphaned or running rampage around the streets. We don’t know where and when they will strike, so we need one of our scouts to keep an eye on them!

Alex: Then you’re in luck! With Ramirez’s and my drones on our side, we are sure that these animals can be tracked in no time. Thankfully, Grace will constantly charge our tablets and control pads to keep an eye around the rodents, dogs, cats, birds, and whatever we may find!

Grace: (snaps her fingers) And I don’t even need to sleep for an entire day!

Doctor Grace Delaney (Former Grimsborough PD Lab Chief and Conduit Scientist, Physician, and Researcher); Age: 38, Height: 5'3", Weight: 138 lbs, Blood: A-

Jones: So the few minutes from our last meeting are approved. (bangs King Platinum’s fist on the table) Any new business?

(Rook raises his hand)

Jones: (pretends to not notice Rook) Anyone? Anyone? No one?

Rook: (unimpressed) Seriously, David?

Jones: I’m just messing with you! Rook has the floor.

Rook: As you all know, Gabriel went on to his Roman holiday with Sofia to Italy, so why not do the same? Because of that, I’ve made the decision that we would all go to Concordia, Massachusetts!

(The team groans at the revelation)

Rita: I wouldn’t touch it with my Stand. Crooks are everywhere in this place!

Ritz: Definitely.

Martine: And the slums are riddled with waste!

Cathy: Even we have to deal with boring history centuries ago!

Alex: (excited) But it has old technology here, right?

Nathan: Don’t let this distract you that there are animals always infected with redstone and crap in the countryside. What kind of sick monsters do this to them?!

Rook: And let’s not forget about the horrifying past Concordia had before... (shudders)

Jones: Why would there be, Rook?

Rook: My point is, why can’t we go to someplace different like (holds up two brochures) Disney World or Six Flags?

(The team is amazed of the two theme parks)

Jones: Doubt it, Diane would never let us the hook.

Mia: How would we know? We never asked her.

(The others agree)

Jones: (sighs) Fine. Anyone who wants to waste your time asking the Chief, raise your hand.

(The team besides Jones raise their hands, making him sigh)

Jones: Motion passes. (bangs the table)

(Rook and company are seen in the Chief’s office, having been talking to Diane)

Diane: Hm... alright, considering the lack of crime recently, I will let you have the day off. I’ll go call my right-hand man to be in charge. (takes out her phone) Yes, Gerald. You can take over, for now.

(Outside the precinct, the team cheers of the good news)

Rupert: But wait, do we go to Disney World or Six Flags?

Rook: Don’t know. Diane didn’t say about it. Now it’s time for us decide. All in favor for Disney World?

(Cathy, Gloria, Martine, Jasper, Amir, Rupert, Mia, and Ramirez raise their hands)

Rook: 2, 4, 6, 8. All in favor for Six Flags?

(Jones, Grace, Nathan, Alex, Ritz, Rita, Zoe, and Blank raise their hands)

Rook: 2, 4, 6, 8.

Mia: (surprised) Wait, Zoe, you really want to go to Six Flags?

Zoe: Two reasons: I always love them, (puts on shades) and I’ve launched a missile like a badass.

Rita: Yeah! (high-fives Zoe)

Cathy: Wait guys, Rook hasn’t voted yet!

Jones: Well, Rook, what’s it gonna be?

Rook: Ehh, it’s so hard to choose... I really like Disney World!

(The ones who voted for Disney World cheer while the others complain)

Rook: But I really like Six Flags!

(The ones who voted for Six Flags cheer while the others complain)

Rook: I don’t know what to choose. It’s hard to decide between the two of them. Can you guys give me time until the end of the day?

(The team grumbles in indifference, with some of them complaining)

Jones: Fine, you have until nine to decide. Meeting adjourned! (bangs the table)