The Berlin Revolutions/Dialogues

In the WPAA Briefing Room

Jack Storm: Hello, ! I'm very excited because we're flying to Berlin!

Ricky Romano: You goin' to Berlin for the first time, kiddo?

Jack: Yes, I'm sure it will be great!

Ricky: Yep, they have many cute blondes...

Ricky: And, since blondes are stupid, it'll be pretty easy picking one up.

Chief Bourne: Shut the hell up, Romano! Blondes are cleverer than you!

Ricky: Chief, you once told me that! You know, about your little blon-

Chief: I said SHUT UP!

Chief: Oh hi, ! The Parliament of Germany is targetted by some kind of anarchists.

Ricky: Couldn't the German Police Force handle the problem, not that I have an objection...

Chief: We have been specially recommended to the President of Germany by the Austrian Chancellor.

Jack: Wow, we are already famous all around Europe!

Chief: Well, we all owe a thank you to, who handled the murder investigation perfectly in Cornwall.

Chief: Anyway, we have to get moving or we'll miss our flight. I booked first class this time.

Chief: Don't make those faces. Just joking. We have nice seats at the back row of Economy, right next to the toilets.

Ricky: Damn...

At Heathrow Airport

Ricky: Can't you just go first at the passport control, chief?

Chief: I have a diplomacy pass, I wait at no queues, you idiot!

Jack: I'll go first, then...

Chief: Wow, wow, wow! Stop right there, Jack. You're not coming with us!

Jack: But Chief, I really wanted to see Berlin!

Chief: We are not your servants.

Ricky: See who's the idiot, now?

Chief: I feel like I'll regret taking Ricky to Berlin with us, Detective...

After a bumpy flight, at Tegel Airport...

Ava Müller: Hello, Detective! Welcome to Germany!

Ricky: No welcomes for me, huh?

Ava: Did you guys really had to bring him with you?

Chief: Tits, get us a taxi. We're going to the Reichstag.

Ava: I have told you this numerous times, Chief! Stop calling me "Tits"!

Chief: Yeah, yeah. Whatever.

Ava: Taxi! Taxi! Hey!

Ava: To Pariser Platz, please...

At Pariser Platz

Ava: So Detective, did you like Berlin?

Ricky: What's that smoke coming from that building, Detective?

Chief: That means we have to hurry, you idiot!

--BOOM--

Ricky: What the hell did just happen!?

Ava: Something happened in the Reichstag! What are we going to do?

Chief: Just secure and sweep the scene, isn't that what we ALWAYS do...

Chapter 1
Investigate Germany Parliament

Ricky: This place is a real mess. There's blood everywhere!

Ava: Oh my god! There's a body here!

Chief: It looks like we got a murder case in our hands. I sometimes think I need a vacation from this...

Ricky: Well, those two piece of junks left huh? At least in the other hand you don't...

Ricky: But cut the chase, what d'ya' find detective?

Ricky: Broken pieces and a faded card? Let see if we can work on that. And don't worry to get your hands dirty on the corpse. I'll ship that rich-looking guy to mister Bollywood.

Autopsy Victim's Body

Sahir Anand: Why look, it's Mr. Pervy-Ricky!

Ricky: Shut the hell up Sahir, we got a man to autopsy here and you are still dawdling about that?

Sahir: I suppose so. It is best of to said the truth rather than a white lie, wasn't it?

Ricky: One more yap outta your mouth and I'll stuff a raw tenderloin up your vegan mouth, ya' hear that?!

Sahir: You should stop howl like that, would you? Now, regarding the victim;

Sahir: It i

Examine Broken Pieces

Ricky: Wow, you're so talented, Detective!

Ricky: Wait, you managed to piece back a bomb! You just found our murder weapon!

Ricky: Let's send it to the lab!

Analyze Bomb

Mako Speltz: I'll cut to the chase, Detective. This bomb is indeed your murder weapon.

Mako: It's been programmed to detonate when a certain voice is recognized by the bomb.

Mako: I had no time to analyze the sound waves, so I'm giving them to you.

Ricky: Great. Just great! How are we gonna sort them out?

Mako: I'm sure you'll find a way. Now, how can I get that game to work...

Ricky: Damn her! She's letting us do all the hard work.

Ricky: Alright, alright. Why so serious, Detective?

Ricky: I hope you are talented with computers, because I can only use them for downloading pictures of y'know...

Examine Sound Waves

Ricky: You really get along with computers, Detective. I'm sure you were a nerd in high school.

Ricky: So, the voice belongs to...

Ricky: THE PRESIDENT OF GERMANY!

Ricky: Wow, this is one important case!

Ricky: Hmm... fair point. The president mentioned Oktoberfest in the wavelength. I think we can use that to our advantages, pal. C'mon!

Investigate Oktoberfest

Ricky: Wow! I didn't expect the fest to be this crowded! I first thought that it is just some beer-feast parade!

Ricky: And with this many peoples, I'm sure there has to be some gals nearby! Now this is my chance...

Ricky: Photographer Ricky. Up to action!

Ricky: And detective, would you mind be the one to do some recon around? Don't worry, this wouldn't take long...

Ricky: Deutschland über alles... Sieg heil! POTATOMATO!!!!

Ricky: Huh, what? Is someone calling me?

Ava: Step out of yourself, Ricky!

Ricky: Whoa, what the?! Ava, what the heck are ya' doing here?

Ava: No time for prattling Ricky. Say, why don't you help  with the clues? I'm sure that will omit your drunk instability self down...