Homeless Death/Transcript

Chapter 1
Delaney: I can't believe we finally got rid of the plague that was Jackson O'niel! let's celebrate with orange juice!

Franklin: lame! I want my heinewin!

Jean: if you forgot we have someone to interrogate

Delaney: yeah, Matt Barry. we know he signed the contract we have his signature!

Jean: and we know he lives at the homeless camp go there, find Matt, and we'll get answers!

New Crime Scene: Homeless camp 

Delaney: woah,woah,woah! we have another dead body on our hands. hey I recognize this man! he's the homeless camp owner Sebastian Doofensmertz! who murdered this man? we'll need to dig through those logs and repair that cloth to find out!

Examine: pile of logs 

Delaney: let's see we have a bracelet that bears the initials C.D let me look that up in the homeless camp residents. and we got a match! so this belongs to Chase Dawson who has been a resident here for two years. let's speak to him ASAP

New Suspect!: Chase Dawson 

Examine: torn cloth 

Delaney: woah! this cloth has blood on it. I agree let's send this to Sal

Question Chase about his relationship with the victim 

Chase: oh, hello officers what do you want?

Delaney: we're here because Sebastian Doofensmertz got murdered earlier today

Chase: Sebastian's dead? thank the lord! there is finally real justice!

Delaney: that's not the reaction I was expecting. why didn't you like him didn't he make this place to benefit the homeless people?

Chase: that's far from the truth! Sebastian bought out this place just to treat us inhumanely! he called us plagues of St ronde because we lost our homes! he thought that those who lose their homes should die a horribly painful death!

Delaney: that's harsh

Chase: I was so mad at him I Instructed Matt to follow him to the central plaza and see what he could find out about our local dictator.

Delaney: well we know where we're going next don't we?

Central Plaza 

Delaney: well this plaza is beautiful too bad the last time we saw it was when Sal lost her pin here. ah look at that a torn up newspaper we should put it back together and a matt? there's a faded tag on it. Can you reveal it?

Examine: faded tag 

Delaney: so this hat belongs to Matt Barry!

Matt: I assume you want to talk to me well go ahead I'm all ears

New suspect!: Matt Barry 

Matt: what does your chief want this time ?

Delaney: actually Jackson got fired we're here because of two reason let's get the most pressing one out of the way first. Sebastian Doofensmertz was murdered and we know you followed him to the central plaza!

Matt: dear Lord! Sebastian got murdered? yes I followed hm. Chase is a good friend of mine. However I didn't see Sebastian sorry.

Delaney: really? well then does this document look familiar to you?

Matt: course no- why's my name on there?!

Delaney: I don't know, you tell me! it's your name after all!

Matt: this is a mistake! I would never sign a contract. listen I'm being framed

Delaney: for some reason I don't believe you. we're watching you Mr. Barry

Examine: torn newspaper

Delaney: ah, the quaubbler! this is a newspaper that details ridiculous things I haven't read today's edition, yet... interesting according to the best newspaper ever Zoe Dawson had a argument with Sebastian. wait Dawson? that's Chase's last name hold on.. ah, so Zoe kicked Chase out of her home two years ago well we have two things to ask Ms Dawson

New suspect!:Zoe Dawson 

Ask Zoe about her relationship with the victim 

Zoe: hello officers. What do you need? a bit of refreshment moonshine maybe? or would you prefer a blast-off brew?

Delaney: no, we're here about Sebastian Doofensmertz murder

Zoe: what? Sebastian got killed? I thought he'd be around much longer

Delaney: really I was under the impression you disliked him

Zoe: oh, the quaibbler overexatrates things all the time Sebastian and I had a friendly rivalry

Delaney: alright, uh, if you don't mind my asking why did you kick Chase out of your home

Zoe: it's alright you see when Chase spent all his money gambling. I, as the good sister took him in until he could find a house, but e stole money from me! and used it on gambling! I kicked him out because he took advantage of my generosity!

Delaney: oh, wow. sorry about that

Zoe: it's fine not your fault. now I need to go to my room I need to brush my hair it's been disheveled all day.

Sally: hello Delaney! how are you

Delaney: alive, unlike Sebastian Doofensmertz.

Sally: true! anyway I analyzed the blood. and it's your victim's!

Delaney: well that's good. But how does that help us?

Sally: it's simple. your victim didn't take antidepressants, yet there were traces of some in his blood on the cloth how did that happen I wonder

Delaney: could it be.. our killer takes antidepressants?

Sally: bingo

The killer takes antidepressants 

Grayson: sister, I can't tell you how easy this autopsy was!

Delaney: really easy?

Grayson: well, Duh! anyway your victim had evidence of being strangled however there were puncture wounds from rocks meaning your murder weapon is a commination of rocks and something used for strangulation however that didn't stop me from finding traces of moonshine on the victim's neck and your victim was very anti alcoholic, so this means

Delaney: our killer drinks moonshine!

The killer drinks moonshine 

Delaney: well, this is a interesting case Sebastian Doofensmertz was found strangled/ stabbed in the homeless camp and my prime suspect is Chase he hated Sebastian and stole from his sister who, herself is acquaintances with the victim and then there's matt-

Jackson: hello ! missed me?