Pierce My Neck/Transcript

Mia and Hamilton are walking in the hallways of Cooper High......
 * Gretchen and Karen: RUN!!!!!!!!!
 * Mia: What happened, girls! Is there something chasing you!
 * Gretchen: NO!!! I-I think not.... WE FOUND A DEAD GIRL IN THE STUDY BLOCK......
 * Mia: A dead girl!!
 * Mia: Now now.... calm down..... we are the cops, we were at your school doing undercover work...
 * Karen: Cops? But you don’t have badge-
 * Gretchen: They were saying undercover, KAREN!!
 * Karen: Oh..... I wonder what does that mean....
 * Karen (speaking to the phone): Siri, how do you spell undercover....
 * Karen’s phone: Undercover, U-N-D-E-R-C-O-V-E-R. Undercover!
 * Karen: It’s not working.....
 * Gretchen (sighs): ...............
 * Mia: Okayy........ would any of you mind leading us to the crime scene....
 * Gretchen: O-of course not! Follow me!!!

Chapter 1
Later.....
 * Investigate study block (Victim identified: Amanda Summerall)
 * Mia: Hamilton! Look at the girl’s neck! There is a hole on it! And it’s pouring blood!
 * Mia: Miss......
 * Gretchen: Gretchen Wieners, the other girl is called Karen Smith....
 * Mia: Thank you. So, Miss Wieners, do you happen to know the victim’s name.....
 * Gretchen: Y-yes.... Her name is Amanda Summerall.....
 * Mia: AMANDA SUMMERALL! That is the Anoterous agent we were look for!!
 * Gretchen: Ano- what?!
 * Mia: Nothing.... Anyway... we’ve got to speak to you, and Karen!
 * Ask Karen if she knew the victim (1 star)
 * Karen (holding a microphone and a phone): The police have confiscated the study room to investigate a murder investigation...
 * Karen: We don’t know what they are doing here, but I think they was checking a dead body, or something of that sort....
 * Mia: Sorry... but weren’t you in the room, you saw the body, you came running to us!
 * Karen: OMG!!! So I was right! You are looking at Amanda’s body!!
 * Mia: So you knew the victim.....
 * Karen: Yes! She was my friend! Now say hi to the viewers!!
 * Mia: Is that live?!
 * Karen: I’ll make it live soon!!
 * Mia: Good..... we’ll just go........
 * Karen: But the interview just started! Can you please stay longer, I just uses some whitener, and my teeth look pretty right now!!!
 * Mia: Nah! We’ll pass!
 * Karen (speaking to her viewers): You were with Karen Smith, from Cooper High News! I’ll come to you soon, after I grab some donuts, and get my manicures!
 * Ask Gretchen if she saw the killer (1 star)
 * Gretchen: This is so disgusting! Even more than that whitener, I have to put on my teeth to make them white, after enjoying a pink donut!
 * Gretchen: By the way.....
 * Gretchen: I told you my name... may you tell me yours...
 * Mia: My name’s Mia Loukas, and that’s Hamilton Laurent!!!
 * Gretchen: These are totally FETCH NAMES!!!!
 * Mia: Thank you..... were you and Amanda, friends?!
 * Gretchen: Me and HER! NO WAY! I wouldn’t be caught with a nobody like her!!
 * Mia: Nobody?! Sorry... but that’s rude!!!
 * Gretchen: I can’t help it that I’m so popular!!!
 * Mia: Did you happen to see the killer.....
 * Gretchen: Well.... I did see someone leave the room, shortly before Karen and I entered....
 * Mia: You did? Did you see their face?
 * Gretchen: No, but I saw them heading to the lockers....
 * Mia: Thank you, Gretchen! Lets go there, Hamilton!
 * Investigate hallway
 * Mia: You think we should search that bin-
 * Asbjorne: Y-you two are still here.....
 * Mia: Mr Lund, nice to see you around, we have to talk to you about something.....
 * Inform Asbjorne of Amanda’s death (1 star)
 * Asbjorne: Did you put Amanda in jail.... it’s a pity indeed, knowing she was involved in a robbery......
 * Mia: We wanted to. However, we found her dead instead!!!
 * Asbjorne: Amanda’s dead!!!
 * Asbjorne: That sucks, she had such a nice rack.........
 * Mia: Ew......
 * Asbjorne: Why that engrossed look, lets be honest, you looked at her butt!!!
 * Mia (pissed): I’m not disgusted by her!!!!
 * Asbjorne: Then what’s the problem, lady?
 * Mia: Just fuck off!
 * Search bin (1 star)
 * Mia: That pencil! It has blood on it!
 * Mia: Quick! Lets give it to Bruno!
 * Send pencil to Bruno (Killer attribute: Killer has manicures)
 * Bruno (showing the pencil): This here! Is exactly what I wished to do in middle school, whenever one of my careless classmates, ask for a pencil!!!
 * Mia: Same..... honestly, why do they keep asking for pencils, when they already took plenty from me! How could they lose so many!
 * Bruno: Only the gods know....
 * Bruno: Anyway, I analyzed the pen, and I found a strange oily substance on it....
 * Bruno: I gave it to Sploder, he says that it is manicure oil....
 * Mia: So that means the killer has manicures!!
 * Autopsy victim’s body (Killer attribute: Killer eats pink donuts)
 * Hasuro: 4 cases in a row... and not a single handsome victim, yet.....
 * Hasuro: How did life suddenly, become so good.....
 * Mia: Wait? So you are saying, just because the victim is not good-looking, they deserve to die?!
 * Hasuro: This victim, and the previous two were members of an infamous cult!!
 * Mia: I mean you’ve got a point, but what about.....
 * Hasuro: Penelope, was sexist, she aborted a child, because it was a BOY!!!
 * Mia: Ok... Just forget I said anything.... what did you find on the body....
 * Hasuro: On her clothes, I felt something odd....
 * Hasuro: I took a sample, and looked at it, and it was pink icing! Specifically, donut icing!
 * Hasuro: Which means, the killer eats pink donuts!
 * Mia: So far, Karen fits all attributes!
 * Mia: And Gretchen fits one, while Asbjorne none!
 * Mia: Who out of the three, could’ve killed Amanda Summeral-
 * Hamida: Amanda Summerall dead, and Asbjorne’s a suspect?!
 * Mia: Yes......
 * Mia: Wait? Why focus on these two, is there a relationship between them?
 * Hamida: Yes! Asbjorne is one of my friend, and he told me a secret!!!
 * Hamida: He has a crush on Amanda!

Chapter 2
Later... Later....... Start of footage...... Lucrezia jumps at Amanda like a lioness, and beats her up. End if footage.....
 * Mia: So far, Karen fits all attributes!
 * Mia: And Gretchen fits one, while Asbjorne none!
 * Mia: Who out of the three, could’ve killed Amanda Summeral-
 * Hamida: Amanda Summerall dead, and Asbjorne’s a suspect?!
 * Mia: Yes......
 * Mia: Wait? Why focus on these two, is there a relationship between them?
 * Hamida: Yes! Asbjorne is one of my friend, and he told me a secret!!!
 * Hamida: He has feelings for Amanda
 * Mia: He already made it obvious........
 * Hamida: I mean like, ACTUAL feelings! Not some lustful desires, like he has on every other girl!!
 * Mia: Oh........
 * Mia: If that is the case, lets go talk to him again....
 * Ask Asbjorne about his feelings for the victim (1 star)
 * Mia: Asbjorne, a little bird have told us, that you had a crush on Amanda...
 * Asbjorne: I HAD! But gave them up just yesterday.....
 * Mia: Really! Why?
 * Asbjorne: Amanda used to be nice and all, about a year ago....
 * Asbjorne: But this year... she tries her hardest to join The Plastics! That she gave up all her nice traits...
 * Asbjorne: When she first devoted herself to become a plastic, a month ago... she started by flirting with boys....
 * Asbjorne: Afraid one of them will take her, I came to her, with pink donuts and confessed my love for her....
 * Asbjorne (crying): But she laughed at me, and threw the donuts at me!!!
 * Asbjorne: Ever since, I tried everything to be good enough for her!
 * Asbjorne: I started having manicures, and bleaching my teeth....
 * Asbjorne (crying): But nothing works! As long as I have my white hair and matching skin, she’d never live me!
 * Mia: Aww..... don’t cry, she had her chance and she lost it...
 * Mia: I know this isn’t a proper question in the moment..... but who are the plastics?
 * Asbjorne: A group of basic bitches, who wear pink in Wednesdays, go shopping together, and gossip in the middle table at the cafeteria! The main girl is called Regina George, she’s the most popular girl in school!
 * Mia: Thank you, Asbjorne! We’ll talk to that Regina girl!
 * Mia: Also, Hamilton, we should investigate the cafeteria!
 * Talk to Regina George (1 star)
 * Regina (on the phone): Ok, Gretchen! I’ll I’ll meet you at the saloon to get our manicures, once school is over! There’s some people who want to speak with me, first!
 * Regina: Cute dress! Where did you get it from!
 * Mia: My grandmother gave it to me, it was hers from the 1950’s
 * Regina: Vintage! I LOVE IT!
 * Regina: What did you come here for, you’re not wearing pink, so I know you aren’t here to join us!
 * Mia: We are actually cops.... we came here because you’re a suspect of a murder, you know Amanda Summerall.....
 * Regina: Yes... Such a beauty she was!
 * Mia: We heard that you refused to let her join you...
 * Regina: Y-yes... but that is because she was like everyone here, desperately wanting to befriend me, and become a plastic!
 * Regina: I only choose people who aren’t obsessed with me, which is so hard as you know....
 * Mia: I see, it was a pleasure to speak to you..
 * Regina: The pleasure is all mine......
 * Regina (whispering to the girl next to her): This is the ugliest effing dress, I ever seen!!
 * Investigate cafeteria
 * Mia: Whose textbook is this? The name is faded....
 * Mia: We’ve found the victim’s phone, but it is locked, so I guess we have to open it now....
 * Recover faded name tag (1 star)
 * Mia: The name on the tag is “Lucrezia O'Ceallaigh”.....
 * Mia: Lets speak to that girl immediately!!
 * Talk to Lucrezia O'Ceallaigh (1 star)
 * Lucrezia: OMG!!!! You must be the ones investigating Amanda’s murder!
 * Lucrezia: How did her body look! Was it brutal!!!
 * Mia: Not really.... We’ve seen worse......
 * Lucrezia: This is so awesome!!! Ever since my parents retired from South Africa, I haven’t had any excitement in my life!!!!
 * Mia: Excitement?!
 * Lucrezia: Back there, there were so many cool stuff: Fights, graffiti, robberies, and more!!!
 * Lucrezia: Here... everything is boring, except the dangerous districts, which my parents don’t allow me to go to!!
 * Unlock victim’s phone (1 star)
 * Mia: Now that the phone is unlocked! Lets give it to Clay!
 * Send phone to Clay
 * Mia: Is there anything in the victim’s phone....
 * Clay: Not including the Anoterous shit! The victim did have any enemy...
 * Clay: She kept getting insulting messages from a certain Gretchen Wieners, who kept calling her a copycat....
 * Mia: We knew that Gretchen didn’t like the victim, but I never knew she hated her....
 * Mia: We need to talk to her about it!
 * Talk to Gretchen about her hate towards the victim (1 star)
 * Mia: Gretchen, may we know why you called the victim, a copycat?
 * Gretchen: Because she is!
 * Gretchen: The only thing she does these days, is copy Regina on everything!!
 * Gretchen: It’s like..... she’s trying to be her best friends, or something!!!
 * Gretchen: It’s annoying Regina!!! Nobody should try to be like her!!
 * Mia: And we hope, you didn’t decided to make her pay for this....
 * Mia: Hamilton, maybe we should take another look at the lockers...
 * Investigate lockers
 * Mia: There’s blood on this lid...
 * Mia: It must be from the killer, but I wonder what it came from...
 * Mia: Lets give it to Sploder, he’ll know!!
 * Send lid to Sploder (Killer attribute: Killer uses teeth-whitener)
 * Mia: Sploder, did you find anything on the lid....
 * Sploder: Yes..... under the lid, was a substance, probably it came from squeezing a tube, while the lid was still there...
 * Sploder: I analyzed it, and it turned out to be tooth whitener..
 * Mia: So the killer uses teeth whitener...
 * Mia: Sadly, their public record will not be as white as their teeth! Lets add that to the profile!
 * Mia: Three of the suspect so far fit all attributes....
 * Mia: But who could be the killer....
 * Mia: Did Asbjorne kill Amanda because she rejected his love...
 * Mia: Or was it Gretchen, who found her a copyca-
 * Hamida: Mia! Hamilton! Have you seen the Cooper High Gossip FriendNet page!!!
 * Mia: There is a FriendNet pag-
 * Hamida: Watch that video!!
 * Amanda: Yeah! And she was li-
 * Lucrezia: You little bitch!!
 * Amanda: Lucrezia, what are you doi-