Hole in One/Transcript

Chapter 3
Arrest the killer...

Amber Herrera: Mrs Greene, you are under arrest for the murder of Gunnar Burns! And before you start denying it, we know everything!

Molly Greene. Excuse me? Is zis a joke? Me offended!

Amber: Offended? You are the one who punched him in the face and pushed from the balcony! Our coroner found dental floss on his face!

Molly (enraged): ZIS IS UNNACCEPTABLE. I WANT MY ZE LAWYER!

Amber: Molly, security camera footage showed you killing Gunnar. It's time to confess!

Molly: Urgh...

Molly: Fine! I did it! But ze fool deserved to die, he lied to me!

Amber: Lied to you? You told us that he only touched your bottom...

Molly (angry): ZE FOOL ONLY WANTED TO GET ME IN ZE BED!

Molly: I've been visiting ze club for a while now and I met a lot of ze handsome guys.

Molly (charming): But one of zem was...rich, hot, handsome...we slept together in ze bed and he promised to take me to Hollywood, to his mansion!

Molly: I even started planning how to leave my hubby Alden Greene. I liked him, but ze new guy had much more better...offers.

Amber: Aaand...what Gunnar has to do with all of this?

Molly: I came to ze club zis morning and I noticed zat ze landscaper looks familiar.

Molly (angry): But zen it all made sense! Ze landscaper disguised himself to sleep with me! I started screaming at him. I screamed like never before!

Molly (pissed): Zen I pushed him from the balcony on zat fence!

Amber: Gunnar maybe was a horrible person, but you aren't any better. You left the love of your life for another man. You are under arrest!

At the courtroom...

Judge PIerre: Molly Greene, you stand accussed for the murder of Gunnar Burns! How do you plead?

Molly: Ze guilty! But he lied zo me! He deserved to die!

Judge: Yeah, I know. Appearently, Mr Burns only wanted to sleep with you. Pathetic.

Judge: But you have a husband and you aren't any better than him Mrs Greene...

Molly (angry): You aren't here zo judge my life!

Judge: Still, Mrs Greene, I hereby sentence you to 25 years in prison.

Molly (shocked): What! Zis must be a mistake! 25 years?