Talk:Shotgun Wedding/Dialogues/@comment-24652096-20170214063030

Isaac: So, Bruce, what'll you give Aliya for the bridal shower?

Jade: I thought only women were allowed to go to her bridal shower.

Isaac: If you take out the "female" in "all of my lovely female friends are invited to my bridal shower", then I'd like to say that you are incorrect.

Isaac: Back to the topic at hand, Bruce, what did you buy for Aliya?

(Bruce wields a knife.)

Isaac: Really... a knife?

Bruce: Technically, it's a kerambit.

Willow: Like the frog?

Bruce: No, "kerambit"! It's the type of Indonesian knife. Notice the forward-curving, raptor claw blade!

Isaac: Bruce, tactical knives are NOT appropriate bridal shower gifts.

Lucas: Yeah, this will be great when the blushing bride wants to film a slasher flick.

Bruce: But the grip has an ivory finish! See? That's bride-y! You could wear it on your garter!

(Aliya, who has been listening this whole time, speaks up.)

Aliya: There will be no tactical knives at my wedding.

Credits to EA's Cause of Death for a good portion of this dialogue. :p