Mow The Lawn/Transcript

Chapter 3
Take care of the killer now! David: Kathy Lee Herson, we found your friend's killer... it's you!

Kathy (Enraged): Why... because I'm trans?!

David: No, because Carla disliked you about your gender!

Kathy: Yeah she did, but that still doesn't make me kill her!

David (Pondering): What if we tell you that the killer's left handed, just like you!

Kathy (Shrugs): There are many people in the world who are left handed. I know some of my friends who are.

David: Does your friend listen to Day Charles? Because she's not a big fan of it!

Kathy (Disgusted): You don't know that!

David (Enraged): Cut the crap Ms. Herson, we found brown hair on the machete you killed her with. Now tell the truth Kathy!

(Kathy puts her hand on her face, sighs)

Kathy (Angry): Alright, you got me... I did kill her!

Kathy: But she deserved it, it was her fault!

David (Confused): Her fault? What do you mean?

Kathy: Well, if you followed her on Loveagram, she posted a picture of me.

Kathy: Not just a good post, but a post I hated.

Kathy: In the description of me in the post, it says, "What a way to make this boy into a girl."

Kathy: I can't believe it, my best friend made fun of me on Loveagram!

Kathy: I asked her why she made fun of me on Loveagram, she lied to me! Saying she didn't post that!

Kathy (Infuriated): I got so mad, I grabbed a machete and sliced her head off!

David (Crosses his arms): Wow, you really lost it Ms Herson. We are placing you under arrest...

Judge Peterson: Kathy Herson, you're here for the murder of Carla Fritz, what do you have to say to yourself?

Kathy: I'm just glad that I showed her what happens when people don't say the truth about me!

Judge: Alright Ms Herson, I think I don't wanna read anything about your story anymore.

Judge: I hereby sentence you to 20 years in jail!

Kathy (Shocked): 20 years!... I won't be graduating college!

Judge: You're damn right Kathy, Court dismissed!