The Big Escape/Transcript

After Hamilton’s departure, Mia decided to ho with the Anoterous to escort the New Olympian prisoners to Saint Teufel. Near the warden’s office......
 * Barb (pointing a gun): Raise your hands....
 * Kelemen (raising his hands): Easy now.... My friend here, Mia, worked for the police force, we’re just here to transport some prisoners to somewhere Galinda and Marisol won’t reach them...
 * Barb (unsure): Get in....
 * Kelemen (serious): Great! We passed the guards, now we just speak to the warden and discuss the issue!
 * Kelemen (curious): Mia, you know where the warden’s office is, don’t you?
 * Nadine (shocked): Wait! I know you two! You’re Mia, and you’re the guy who was seeing Hyrum Lopez!
 * Kelemen (winking): I see you’ve got an eye for pretty things. How can we help you, dear.
 * Nadine (panicking): It’s Polly O’Brien! I’ve found her corpse in the warden’s office!!!
 * Kelemen (shocked): POLLY?! I know her, she’s that Anoterous chick who joined the N.O!!
 * Kelemen (crossing his arms): At least that’s one less threat gone... We were heading to the warden’s office anyway, so I see no problem with solving her murder....
 * Kelemen (serious): Nadine Marquez, that’s your name? Lead us to the crime scene!

Chapter 1
Later.....
 * Investigate warden’s office (Victim identified: Polly O'Brien)
 * Kelemen (disgusted): Ugh.... Look at her neck, Mia! There’s stables everywhere!! The killer must’ve used a stabler or something like that....
 * Kelemen (crossing his arms): The body should be sent to your coroner, I guess... And we should also speak to Nadine....
 * Kelemen (remembering): Oh! And lets not forget the warden! The murder was in her office after all!
 * Speak with Nadine about the murder (1 star)
 * Kelemen (winking): Greetings Nadine, it’s a pleasure to finally get to talk with you, I see that passport wasn’t much of a use....
 * Nadine (crossing her arms): Hey! Were you snooping at me.....
 * Kelemen (smirking): You can’t blame me, with a face like that, who can get their eyes off you..
 * Kelemen (thinking): Anyway, I think the question here is obvious, what were you doing at the warden’s office? You got in trouble or something?
 * Nadine (blushing): Kinda.....
 * Nadine (eye rolling): I mean... All what I did was borrow a bottle of whiskey from the kitchen!!! What’s wrong with that? Literally both the warden and ALL the staff here drink during their shifts!!!
 * Kelemen (smirking): I’m pretty sure it’s the “borrowing” part that got you in trouble... right?
 * Nadine (innocent): Maybe...
 * Kelemen (winking): Well, it was nice speaking with you. And don’t worry, I’ll make sure we’ll find another reason to see you again...
 * Inform the warden about the murder (1 star)
 * Mallory and Barb (eating chips): ...........
 * Kelemen (embarrassing): Um.... Ms Banks.... Are you busy?
 * Mallory (scratching her head): Oh no! I’m just... having a snack....
 * Mallory (crossing her arms): Wait... You’re not guards here... And I’m darn hope you aren’t prisoners.....
 * Kelemen (scratching his neck): Don’t worry... We aren’t, Mia was a part of the police force, you see... And we wanted to discuss some things with you....
 * Kelemen (covering his face): Unfortunately, that’ll have to wait as we found a murder victim in your office.....
 * Mallory (shocked): A murder!! And in my office of all places!!! Who was the one killed?
 * Kelemen (thinking): Polly O’Brien, a New Olympian, so at least that means the murder isn’t that depressing... We were wondering if you could tell us where we could find her cell....
 * Mallory (scratching her head): O-of course.... Barb lead them to Polly’s cell....
 * Investigate victim’s cell
 * Kelemen (curious): Mia, I don’t see anything here, did you?
 * Kelemen (thinking): That’s the number plates they put on prison uniforms... Do you think that’s the vic-
 * Kelemen (remembering): Oh yes! Polly’s prison number was on her uniform, so that must be her partners!!
 * Kelemen (covering his face): Sadly, the numbers are not clear, so we have to retrieve them somehow...
 * Retrieve prison number (1 star)
 * Kelemen (winking): Hey there, Barb! I think I forgot to introduce myself, My name’s Ke-
 * Barb (neutral): I know who you are, you’re supposed to be in a cell.
 * Kelemen (scratching his head): Oh yeah... yeah... Anyway, have someone ever told you, how lovely you look...
 * Barb (neutral): I’m not interested in men. You looking like a lesbian does not give exceptions...
 * Kelemen (crossing his arms): Rude....
 * Barb (pissed): Are you done yet?
 * Kelemen (scratching his head): Not really..... We were wondering if you know which prisoner’s number is this...
 * Barb (eye rolling): You know asking me who was Polly’s cellmate, would’ve made an easier question? You didn’t have to waste your time searching the cell!
 * Kelemen (awkward smile): Yeah....... So.... who are they?
 * Barb (crossing her arms): Trish Coletti... You can find her at the cafeteria stuffing her mouth with fries....
 * Kelemen (serious): Thanks Barb! Mia, lets go talk with Trish!
 * Talk to Trish (1 star)
 * Trish (pissed): Ugh..... It’s you again, bobbies!
 * Kelemen (grinning): You must be the infamous Trish Coletti, it seems strange to me a pretty girl like you would be capable of committing murder, nonetheless, two!
 * Trish (twirling her hair): You think.... I-I’m pretty.... Even with that lice on my head......
 * Kelemen (blushing): Oh.... I-I didn’t know you had lice... But yeah..... you’re cute.......
 * Kelemen (scratching his neck): Anyway, I’ve already gotten myself a girlfriend and a baby... So... Don’t expect me to fall to your knees or something....
 * Trish (smirking): Well... After what happened with Ralph and Brock... I’m also trying to stay away from boys.... So don’t worry, I won’t try to surprise your girlfriend, hehe.......
 * Kelemen (blushing): I’ll... just ignore that......
 * Kelemen (thinking): Anyway, I believe Polly was your cellmate....
 * Trish (smiling): Oh yes!! She’s my friend too! We do everything together! Read, write, dra-
 * Kelemen (awkward smile): Ok ok... We get it....
 * Kelemen (holding his head): Well... We have bad news for you... Polly was murdered!
 * Trish (shocked): Polly was murdered!! Where and by who?!
 * Kelemen (crossing his arms): That’s what were trying to figure out..... Seeing that you killed two people, we hope this isn’t your doing, or is it?
 * Trish (innocent): I don’t know what you’re talking about, I’m a sweet innocent girl, I learned my lesson! I would NEVER kill anyone, especially Polly.....
 * Kelemen (winking): And we sure hope it stays that way....
 * Autopsy body (Killer attribute: The killer drinks whiskey, Killer attribute: The killer has lice)
 * Hasuro (shocked): Kelemen?! I didn’t expect you here, are you helping us solve the murder?
 * Kelemen (crossing his arms): Yes, but only because there’s no one else to help Mia, once someone else volunteers, I’m off...
 * Hasuro (winking): I see... It’s nice to have you with us, ready to hear some details of the crime?
 * Kelemen (curious): Yeah... I’m guessing the killer used a stabler, right?
 * Hasuro (smirking): Of course not, silly! You’d thing the victim could’ve pushed them away!!! If anything, they used a stable gun!
 * Kelemen (blushing): Oh...... I’m sorry... That was dumb wasn’t it?
 * Hasuro (grinning): It’s okay, I find dumbness cute anyway...
 * Hasuro (serious): But lets stop talking about the murder method and speak of what I found!!
 * Hasuro (happy): When I looked at the body, I found traces of whiskey.... and........ some lice....
 * Kelemen (disgusted): LICE?! Does that mean we’ve been dragging a lice-headed girl all the way to the borders?! GROSS!!!
 * Hasuro (smirking): Except she had none on her head, so the lice must’ve been from the killer!
 * Kelemen (smirking): So the killer got lice and drinks whiskey.... Hmm.... I’d fancy a bottle of that....
 * Kelemen (thinking): Ok Mia, so far we know both Nadine and the warden drink whiskey...
 * Kelemen (crossing is arms): And we know that Trish got lice, and judging by the way she scratched her head, the warden got it too...
 * Kelemen (confused): But that means our closest suspect is the warden!! How is tha-
 * Barb (serious): Miss Loukas! Mr Hart!
 * Kelemen (winking): Hey Barb! Couldn’t get enough of my face, ay!
 * Barb (eye rolling): Dream on, I just came to tell you about somewhere you should consider searching!