Lust for Life/Transcript

3 days after Halloween, at the campfire..... After changing....... At a cave........ Later......
 * Hamida: Oh Hamilton! Just look at the stars aren’t they just beautiful......
 * Hamida: You know..... this makes me think... after we find Ophelia... catch the slayer... do you think we and the team can go camping at the summer.....
 * Hamida: No?! Have you not enjoyed the last three days?
 * Hamida: Oh.... I forgot that incident with the bees... oh well..... I did warn you not hit any of them...... Anyway... it’s ok if you are not inter-
 * Hunter: CAMPERS! D-do you have a phone, I need to c-
 * Hunter: Oh wait! You are the detectives that solved that previous murder! I guess I won’t have to call on you.......
 * Hamida: Hunter, what’s wrong?
 * Hunter: The slayer! He strikes again!
 * Hamida: That’s great ne- I mean sucks for her! But with a murder investigation, we can finally catch the slayer!
 * Hamida: I will go change from my nightgown! Hamilton go wear something, you don’t want speaking with suspects bare-chested with only your briefs!
 * Hunter: Finally! Huntress is guarding the body, so the killer would get rid of clues! Follow me!
 * Hunter (hugging Huntress): Huntress! Here..... good girl...
 * Hamida: How I love that off-white striped shirt and those pink overalls...... too bad girls would judge me for wearing the same outfit everyday, or you’d always catch me wear that.....
 * Hamida: Ok Hamilton! We don’t have time! Let’s investigate!
 * Hamida: I just hope it isn’t Ophelia........
 * Investigate cave (Victim identified: Hannah Hersberger)
 * Hamida: It’s not Ophelia! Thank god!
 * Hamida: I mean.... It’s still sad... another girl got murdered.... but we don’t really know the girl......
 * Hunter (with Huntress): I did..... That’s Hannah Hersberger.... she was my friend.......
 * Hamida (sympathetic): Awww...... I feel sorry for you...... but at the same time you have hazel eyes.....
 * Hunter: Wait..... You’re not suggesting-
 * Hamida: I’m afraid we have to speak with you.......
 * Hamida: Hamilton! We don’t have a coroner, and even if Hasuro is there I don’t really think he’d like me being in his lab...... so I guess I will be autopsying the body......
 * Hamida: I can already see cigarette burns on the victim.... meaning the killer is a smoker....
 * Ask Hunter about the victim (1 star)
 * Hamida: Hunter.... we’d like you to talk to us about the victim......
 * Hunter: She comes here in the woods every night, to collect water from the river...... Although she has money to buy bottled water, she prefers going there as she got used to doing so, when she was an Amish girl....
 * Hamida: An Amish girl converting to paganism?!
 * Hunter: Yes...... but she’s doing it all for a boy.... She didn’t mention his name, but she told me she had a boyfriend whom she loves so much, and would do anything he says, except of sexual favors, as she’s saving her virginity til’ marriage....
 * Hamida: Thank you for telling us, Hunter....
 * Hamida: We should take a look at the river! Since she goes there everyday!
 * Investigate river
 * Hamida: I recognize that flask..... Oh yeah! That belongs to Blaise Haunusch!
 * Hamida: So he was there..... we should have a talk with him........
 * Man voice (singing): So baby you gonna fuck me! Or baby I will leave ya! You love me or you don’t! So baby make that choice!
 * Hamida: WHO IS THERE!!
 * Gerard: AHHH!!!! You scared me! The hell do you want woman!
 * Hamida: Your eyes are hazel....
 * Hamida: Wait a minute! You look like Joe Warren! You must be Gerard Warren! The man who dated most of the slayer’s victims! I see you haven’t got your brother’s good looks......
 * Gerard: Rude much......
 * Hamida: We need to have a talk with you...
 * Ask Gerard if he dated Hannah (1 star)
 * Hamida: Mr Warren..... do you know Hannah Hersberger! And when we ask that! HAVE YOU DATED HER!
 * Gerard: Seeing you’re asking if I’ve been with her, that probably means she got killed by the slayer.... seriously... can’t you give up! I AIN’T NO SLAYER!
 * Hamida: Speak properly or I’ll smack your lips!
 * Gerard: To answer your question, NO! I don’t even know no Hannah! Nonetheless, dated one......
 * Hamida: We know she had a boyfriend....
 * Gerard: And that’s not me! Now fuck off! I’m already annoyed by the lice on my head! So go! And let me have my cigarette break!
 * Ask Blaise what his flask was doing in river (1 star)
 * Hamida: Mr Eunuch....
 * Blaise (holding a cigarette): You again! You pouty-mouthed whore!
 * Hamida: Speak to me like this again! And I shall give you a fine for harassing an officer in law!
 * Blaise (scratching his head): You don’t dress like one....
 * Hamida: Oh! Just shut up! Here! Just have your flask!
 * Hamida: Honestly..... what an asshole... I mean I did call him Mr Eunuch.... But it’s not my fault he has a stupid name!
 * Hamida: Don’t look at me like that! Let’s j-just go!
 * Autopsy victim’s body (Killer attribute: Killer eats candy apples)
 * Hamida: The killer eats candy apples! Don’t ask how I figured out! I saw a sticky substance and I licked it! So that’s how I know! Add that to the profile!
 * Hamida: So far, we have two clues....
 * Hamida: We know the killer is a smoker... and likes candy apples.....
 * Hamida: Two of the suspects admitted to smoking.... and I can smell nicotine from Hunter... so I’ll add that to his profile....
 * Hamida: Hunter said the victim is his friend.....
 * Hamida: We know the victim had a boyfriend, but Gerard denies being the lucky guy....
 * Hamida: And Blai-
 * Hamida (shocked): .........
 * Hamida: I’m an idiot! How did it not occur to me! Blaise can’t be the slayer!