Chop Her Up/Transcript

A week later after last case’s events... At the station’s wreck room..... Suddenly Diego’s phone rings..... Everyone surrounds Diego and looks on Diego’s screen, a read “Mia’s Papa”. The team then start laughing at him.... YOU ARE DIEGO...
 * Yoyo (sympathetic): You know... I still can’t get over Hamida’s death... She may have not been nice to us at all.. but... she didn’t deserve this at all....
 * Hasuro (regretful): I agree... I still can’t believe what a horrible person Cindy was.. not only because of the killing, but what she did to Hamida... I still can’t believe I’ve protected her....
 * Bruno (sympathetic): It’s ok Hasuro.... You remember what Mia and Hamilton told us.. None of what happened was our fault.. She never told us anything about her life..
 * Sploder (covering his face): But that doesn’t change the fact we could’ve helped or something... Oh.... I can’t imagine how Mia and Hamilton are feeling....
 * Diego (sympathetic): Same... It’s been a whole week.. And neither of them came to the station... I know where Mia lives, but Hamilton...
 * Diego (sweating): Oh god.... what does he want this time....
 * Bruno (curious): Who is this Diego?
 * Diego (awkward): It’s none of your busine-
 * Diego (blushing): Hey! Not funny!!
 * Yoyo (giggling): I’m sorry... I just can-
 * Diego (displeased): Anyway... Lets see what he wants....
 * Diego (holding phone; pissed): Sheriff Loukas, what do you want this time..
 * Sploder (shocked): Oh! So your Papa-in-law is a sheriff!
 * Hasuro (excited): Oh! That’s it! Is he hot! If so, HOOK ME UP!!!
 * Roy (on the phone): Who are you with?!
 * Diego: Just some of your daughter’s teammates... Now just ignore them and tell me what you are calling me for...
 * Roy: It’s about a murder! The town’s butcher, Betty-Lou Harlot! Her body was found in her own butchery!
 * Diego (serious): Don’t worry! We’re coming there, as fast as possible!
 * David (serious): Officer Diaz! I’ve heard about the murder that happened!
 * David: Unfortunately, Loukas and Laurent are absent, due to... understandable circumstances....
 * David (serious): Which is why we’re partnering you up, with Officer Usery! Now what are you waiting for! Go to Autumn Springs immediately!

Chapter 1
Later...
 * Investigate butchery (Victim identified: Betty-Lou Harlot)
 * Randall (green): Ugh.... Look at the poor woman... Her body.. It’s completely dismembered....
 * Randall (covering his face): At least we’ve got the corpse.. And we have our first suspect: Sheriff Roy Loukas... Did you find anything else?
 * Randall: Oh! I see the killer left a shoe print! That’s great news! Maybe if we looked at it, we’d learn what type of shoes they wea-
 * Oscar (holding a broom; scolding): What are you doing here? The shop is not open unti-
 * Oscar (shocked): I-Is that Miss Harlot! Why does she look-
 * Randall (awkward): There there.. just calm down... we’ll have to talk to you soon...
 * Talk to Chief Loukas (1 star)
 * Roy (serious): You saw the body have you? I really hope you manage to restrain however committed this!
 * Randall (scratching his hair): Don’t worry, we’re the best at solving crimes like these, it will only take us a few hours to arrest our killer!
 * Roy (eye rolling; holding a protein bar): I wouldn’t jinx it! Mia never said to me, but from the stories she told me, It seems like the entire police department is being carried by some Officer Hamilton Laurent, and looking at the name on your badge, you’re not him....
 * Randall (awkward): True... In fact.. I’m not even a homicidal detective... just a beat cop who joined the force after being kicked out at 18....
 * Roy (pissed): Great... Did you have to tell me that...
 * Randall (scratching his head): But don’t worry... I do have... experience in the field.. hehe..
 * Talk to Oscar (1 star)
 * Randall: I think we forgot to introduce ourselves... My name is Randall, and this here is Diego... What’s your name?
 * Oscar (blushing): My name is Oscar... W-what exactly are you....
 * Randall: We’re police officers... We work from the cit-
 * Oscar (excited): You’re from the city! That’s cool! How is life there? Great?!
 * Oscar (smirking): You see... I used to live there, until I was 6!
 * Randall: Huh... What brings you there?
 * Oscar (happy): My father’s job required him to go to several business trips, so he asked Betty-Lou to take care of me, and in return I had to work for her!
 * Randall: Ah! So you work for the victim! Do you happen to know what her usual whereabouts are....
 * Oscar (thinking): Usual whereabouts... Ah! Yes! She usually goes to the town’s center, there’s that fountain.. and many of the most fancy shops and bakeries are there...
 * Oscar (smiling): It’s only a few steps from there, you won’t miss it!
 * Investigate town center
 * Randall (covering his face): Oh look... A broken protesting sign.....
 * Randall (eye rolling): It seems like even in rural areas, we have idiots like those around...
 * Randall (serious): You know, I think we should fix this sign, maybe if we saw the content written... we can discover who was protesting there!
 * Fix sign (1 star)
 * Randall: So the sign yells “MEAT IS MURDER”.....
 * Randall (checking phone): Let me check the police database to see whether-
 * Randall: Ah! There! Petunia Presley! A girl living in Autumn Springs who’ve gotten in trouble several times for her animal rights movement!
 * Randall: Ha! I bet you she was the one who made this sign! Lets speak with her!
 * Speak with Petunia (1 star)
 * Petunia (protesting): EVERYONE! It’s time to stop! We can’t let those poor animals suffer any longer! We have to stop eating meat! IT’S MURDER!!!!
 * Farmer (eye rolling): When are you going to give up, Petunia!! Seriously, if we stopped eating meat, where do we get our protein!!
 * Petunia: Meat isn’t the only source of protein! You can get them from pills, just like Vitamin D’s! And- there’s protein bars!
 * Farmer (disgusted): You want us to take artificial proteins! Are you nuts?! That’s just as stupid as your advice on “vegan shoes”!!
 * Petunia (angry): How dare you, call me stupid for trying to save ou-
 * Randall (blushing): Miss Presley... We’d like to have a talk with you...
 * Petunia (disgusted): And who are YOU?!
 * Randall: We’re detectives from the GDPD... we came here to investigate the murder of Betty-Lou Harlo-
 * Petunia (angry): Harlot?! Isn’t she like a butcher? Oh! So you think I killed her, because of my protests?! Oh! I see-
 * Randall (sweating): No! You got the wrong idea, we just want to tal-
 * Petunia (scolding): Our talk is over! Now fuck off!
 * Identify shoeprints (1 star; Killer wears vegan shoes)
 * Randall: So the shoe prints came from vegan shoes!!
 * Randall: The victim was wearing leather boots! So that means this must be from the killer! Lets add it to their profile!
 * Send body to Hasuro (Killer attribute: The killer eats protein bars)
 * Hasuro (holding his head): I’ve looked at a depacicated body before... but this one... It’s worse...
 * Randall (green): I know... It looks so bad.. I-
 * Hasuro: You’d assume since we’re in a butchery, we’d be looking for a cleaver...
 * Hasuro: But actually... It’s similar to Coach Kirk.. The killer killed the victim using a saw, but worse than that.. a normal saw not a circular one!
 * Hasuro (serious): I’ve looked closely in the body, and I found crumps on it!
 * Hasuro: After giving it to Sploder, he says it came from protein bars...
 * Randall: Luckily we already know two suspects that eat protein bars...
 * Randall: And one of those two wears vegan shoes. Unfortunately, we cant just go and arrest her imme-
 * Roy: I see that you two are doing well...
 * Randall (shocked): Sheriff Loukas! What are you doing here!
 * Roy: I’m a member of a force myself, so I can barge in anytime!
 * Roy (serious): I came to tell you, I know the last place, dear Betty-Lou went to before meeting death!