Life With No Money/Transcript

Hamilton walks all the way to the bank, where he saw Hamida waiting...... Hamilton explains to Hamida everything.........
 * Hamida: You came! FINALLY!!! I’ve been standing here for 10 minutes!
 * Hamida: Can you explain to me, what happened? Don’t tell me it’s another robbery!
 * Hamida: ARE YOU KIDDING ME!!!
 * Hamida: It took us 3 days to find the stolen money, and arrest all the robbers, and there are still people who didn’t get their money back?
 * Hamida: We need to speak to the bank director! Lets see what excuse he has for this! Lets go to his office!

Chapter 1
Later......
 * Investigate victim’s office (Victim identified: Trevor Finn)
 * Hamida: Holy shit! What happened to him!
 * Hamida: Great! Now we won’t know what is the problem! The director got himself killed!
 * Hamida: Judging by the blood on the legs of this chair, it’s obviously the murder weapon, but lets send it to Bruno just to be certain...
 * Hamida: It seems like that poor man got killed too... he’s probably a bodyguard or something... such a pity, he had such a handsome fa-
 * Alejandro: Ugh..... what happened.......
 * Hamida: AAAAHHHHH!!!!!
 * Hamida: Thank go! The good looking one lives!!
 * Alejandro: Excuse me, ma’a-
 * Alejandro: JESUS CHRIST! Finn went down!
 * Hamida: Yeah.... and we’ve got to speak with you....
 * Ask Alejandro if he saw the killer (1 star)
 * Hamida: Mr Zamora is your name, judging by your tag?!
 * Alejandro: Yes, it is. And I’m ready for any question you’ve got to ask...
 * Hamida: Nice to know. Did you witness the murder..
 * Alejandro: Unfortunately, no. Last time I saw Finn, he was alive, and then I felt something hitting my head, and I fell to the ground...
 * Hamida: So you saw nothing of the killer.... Great.....
 * Hamida: We’d like to ask you where the victim settles.... So we could learn more of him...
 * Alejandro: He lives at a penthouse in Holly Hills, it has a modern theme, with a hanging garden, and a swimming pool. You can’t miss it!
 * Hamida: Thank you, Zamora! Lets go search it, Hamilton!
 * Investigate victim’s penthouse
 * Hamida: What could that torn paper, possibly be?
 * Hamida: Whatever it is, we should fix it. I’ll reveal something about the victi-
 * Missy (pissed): What are you doing in my house!!!
 * Hamida: Sorry, but it happens to be Mr Finn’s residence? So the question is what are you doing here?
 * Missy: Mr Finn’s my husband, now answer my question!
 * Hamida: We work for the authorities, and we’d like to speak to you....
 * Inform Missy of her husband’s murder (1 star)
 * Missy: I’m sorry for freaking out earlier, would you like some hotdogs?
 * Hamida: No thanks!
 * Missy: Would you mind telling me why you’re here? I hope my husband ain’t in trouble?
 * Hamida: Considered the complaints his clients sent to City Hall, he IS in deep trouble! But not as much as his killer’s...
 * Missy: KILLER! Wait? Trevor got murdered!
 * Hamida: Yes... Unfortunately...... But don’t fret! We’ll catch them soon enough!
 * Missy (crying): I hope you do! I don’t know how I’d live without knowing my husband’s killer’s in bars!!
 * Fix contract (1 star)
 * Hamida: That paper is a contract, between the victim, and a certain Christian Bateman...
 * Hamida: Lets speak to that Bateman guy, straight away!
 * Speak to Christian Bateman (1 star)
 * Christian: Hello there, you seem too young to have a business of your own...
 * Hamida (blushing): I-I... I mean we’re not here to borrow money from you......
 * Christian: I suppose it’s something as important....
 * Hamida (blushing): W-we’re here to inform you that Mr Finn got murdered...
 * Christian: Thank banker died? How shameful!!
 * Hamida: Y-you don’t seem too saddened by his death...
 * Christian: Why pretend to care for people, when you don’t? It’s just as pointless as claiming my breath naturally smells good, when I’m fully aware I use air-freshener!
 * Christian: Now good day!
 * Hamida (affectionate): Isn’t he such a fine creature....
 * Hamida: Why?! You’ve got to admit, you’ve ever seen a man that handsome?!
 * Send chair to Bruno (Killer attribute: Killer eats hotdogs)
 * Hamida: Bruno, we’d like to have some confirmation, first! Is that the murder weapon!
 * Bruno: Duh! Isn’t it obvious!!!
 * Bruno: Anyway, I doubt that is the only reason you sent this to me, so I analyzed it!
 * Bruno: And there I found grease, which Sploder says comes from sausages. And also a ketchup stain....
 * Hamida: Sausages.... ketchup.... You mean like a hot dog?
 * Bruno: Yes! It means the killer eats hotdogs!
 * Autopsy victim’s body (Killer attribute: killer uses breath freshener)
 * Hasuro: FINALLY! A male victim who isn’t hot, whatsoever!
 * Hasuro: Oh..... and a female partner, with a stinky attitude.....
 * Hamida: You’re really asking for a lesson, right now!!!
 * Hasuro: And how would an ugly, 5 foot tall girl do against a tall, hot guy like me!!!
 * Hamida: Many things.... Unless if you’re saying your balls haven’t descended yet, the. you’re right, I’ve got nothing against you...
 * Hasuro: Ha ha! Now let me give you what you’re here for!
 * Hasuro: The killer didn’t leave much on the body. However, they did leave one thing...
 * Hasuro: To avoid the victim from fighting back, the killer sprayed breath freshener on their eyes, so-
 * Hamida: Yeah! Yeah! Thanks we get it! The killers uses breath freshener! Bye!
 * Hamida: Lets recap what we learnt....
 * Hamida: We know the killer uses breath freshener. Something that is used by that handsome, rich guy....
 * Hamida: And that they eat hotdogs. Which the victim’s wife fit-
 * Randall: Officer Laurent!!
 * Randall: I’ve spoken to people who were around the bank!
 * Randall: They say they spotted the victim leaving Hyrum Lopez’s house!