Murder Night (Killer's Arrest)

Arrest Killer

Stan: Heads up Denice! You are arrested for the murder of Brandon Alice! Looks like a party girl with glow sticks will experience stiff handcuffs now!

Denice: Shut up! I didn't kill that crumb! I had escaped already if I killed him.

Stan: Well, we found traces of strawberry tea, and left crumbs of bagels! Don't excuse me miss, witty. You'll be hellfired if you are not praiseworthy!

Denice: I... Didn't kill that creep!

Stan: Besides there are scent substances, and it was hand sanitizer! You match those 3 anyways! And let me add your scarf and your gender! You are arrested, Denice! Don't be dumb to answer a simple question with a simple lie!

Stan: And you match all of them! We found you as guilty, Denice.

Denice: GIVE ME A BREAK! YOU ARE DUMB AS ALWAYS!

Stan: Shout to yourself! Don't mesmerize your bed of lies to the skin of our department.

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Judge: Well, Denice, you are sentenced 40 years in jail with no parole!

Denice: I have a contract, don't arrest me, I am innocent.

Judge: isn't wrong with it. You are now arrested, a poor cripple. All rise!