Thread:NessaTasartir16/@comment-24652096-20160225040432

I, being bored, just wrote up a fake "Featured Article" in chat, which you said you would most probably use. In case you don't have it...

Guru Om Padmasana was originally introduced as a hippie in Rhine Canyon, Pacific Bay, USA. He was suspected in the murder investigations of scientist Bruce Green and army colonel Nelson Spangler in The Seeds of Death and The Ties That Bind respectively, although he was found innocent in both. A year after those events took place, it was revealed that there was a spiritual leader going around India who used a mysterious flashing device to attract followers. He later found himself as one of the suspects in the murder investigation of Constable Deepak Kumar in Troubled Waters after being caught near the victim's residence. He also was interrogated shortly after the murder of science student Sunil Dhudwar was solved after analysis on yogini Averly Worthington's laptop revealed that many of his followers were paying him in Plagued by Death, in which he told that it would be rude to decline the monetary offers.

It's obviously not perfect, but you can adapt it to the Featured Article standards. 